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Offline Ellemeno

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%%Dang, that priestess is eloquent.  Sure glad the Fourth of July is gonna go okay for her.%%

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** I've just been contacted by a talent scout. Says he's seen a young actress
who would be perfect for the part of the road with only one curve.
Well, I have to say, he's right!! **

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S'alright, s'alright!

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**Yikes! My cue is the saliva string!! I'd better get suited up in my serape and report to the set!! Here's my fancy holsters that the prop magician found for me!! Hey, these holsters remind me of sumthun I was just looking at  ??? :o**
« Last Edit: June 20, 2006, 03:58:44 pm by Front-Ranger »
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**Slightly modified from Meryl's original.

A BROKEBACK BLESSING

From the Light of Heath
From the Grace of Jake
From the Silence of Ang

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

From the Soul of Ennis
From the Spirit of Jack
From the Vision of Annie

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

In the Light of Heath, there is knowledge of Self.
Heed the Self and Transcend.
Be wise among thy senses.
To thee, be a friend.

We thank thee, Lord, for this wisdom.

In the Grace of Jake there is Joy.
The wind blows. Its movement unhalting.
In the face of hardship, embrace humility.
The wind shall pass over, defaulting.

We thank thee, Lord, for this grace.

The Silence of Ang is a sounding bell
To destroy, employ, enjoy.
In this our moment of presentation,
Let our hearts be endowed.

We thank thee, Lord, for this silence.

From the Strength of the Earth
From the Breath of the Wind
From the Spark of the Fire

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

For the Light of Heath
For the Grace of Jake
For the Silence of Ang

We thank thee, thank thee, Lord

YEEHAW

Modified by Sage Daniel, of the Mystic Order of Filmdreamers, as yet awaiting recognition for their sacred duties in maintaining the spiritual resolve and testimonies laid forth in the divine conception of Brokeback Mountain.
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« Last Edit: June 20, 2006, 04:04:46 pm by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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%% Hope Aguirre will like his trailer. Looks a bit plain from outside, but I fixed it up real nice inside!!! Damn, for all I know that actor has charged 10 million Dollars for the role! %%
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« Last Edit: June 20, 2006, 04:13:44 pm by Pipedream »


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Offline Lumière

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%% 
I am not complaining or anything, but Mr Big-Shot-Bastard-Aguirre gets the friggin honeymoon trailer!
And what do I get, a beat-down crap, shyte trailer!!  >:(
Don't they realise that without sheep these boys would never had gotten jobs together up on Broken Arsed??
Fine!  I'll stay here in my shitty trailer!!  >:(
%%







%%  I feel like strangling someone!!! >:(



Arrggghhhhh!!!  %%


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((looks down at his watch, then gets up and gathers his things...))

**Mr. Raymille? I've unfortunately got to go now. Be back tonight ready to pull an allnighter if you need me. Hopefully someone will be leaning up against the trailer then.** ((weak smile))
« Last Edit: July 21, 2006, 04:59:35 pm by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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((The Wind blows benevolently towards the Young Man so ready for Love.))

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Fine!  I'll stay here in my shitty trailer!!  >:(
%%




%% Oh dear. That sheep trainer is a real thinker there, hunh? %%

((Shakes head in disbelief and raises voice:))

** Lucise Indapaddock!!! This ain't your trailer! That's our sheep recreation area!!! We have pitched a pup tent for you near the flock. You sleep with the sheep. 100 percent!!! You have signed that contract, remember? **  ::)



 
« Last Edit: June 21, 2006, 04:49:03 am by Pipedream »


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**  All right.  We're moving forward at least.  I'll finish with the ceremonial Feng Shui required for today's activities.**

**  What?!?  Who said that?  They said that I made up the role of Ceremonial Feng Shui Director just to get some face time?  Who did?  I demand to know.  'Cause it's not true; G*d - they're just jealous.  I was hired for this role, and I don't come cheap, believe me.  I have NOT invited myself here.  Seconds, even minutes, of contract negotiations took place before I agreed to work on this production.  Ask Meryl - she knows.  The High Priestess knows all about, I swear.  **

(( Feng Shui Director lays out all important implements of ceremony in preparation. ))

Bells


Dharma Wheel


Longevity Knots


Prayer Flags


Red Envelopes (for the Feng Shui Director's tips)


Feng Shui Purse (I think Jack & Ennis are each supposed to carry one with their Feng Shui goodies to impove communication)


Tote Bag


**  OK.  As best I can tell, all this stuff is really important in some ceremonial way in creating a harmonious and successful atrmosphere.  I think I put all of it in the attractvie tote bag provided, and walk around seeing if we need a bell or dharma wheel somewhere as production occurs.  **

%%  This might require another new outfit.  I'm going to need something to go with the tote bag, I can tell. Where is Mr. Raymille with the checkbook anyway?!?  %%

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