~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%

[saucycobblers]

GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

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Maybe you can go in and find some way to clean up the red wine on the floor, or at least most of it, so I can go inside.
**
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** Well, I gotta tell ya Guy, if it's moppin' up ya need then I'm the wrong... er... utensil for ya. My bud TERRY CLOTH... it's more his kinda bag. **

((JBB suddenly remembers...))

%% Goddammit...TERRY!... THAT'S what I wuz supposed to be doin'! %%

[Daniel]

** Well, I gotta tell ya Guy, if it's moppin' up ya need then I'm the wrong... er... utensil for ya. My bud TERRY CLOTH... it's more his kinda bag. **

GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
That's a great idea, JBB. We have such a creative cast on this movie! Do you happen to know where he is right now? I could really use his help.
**

[opinionista]

YOUNG JACK:

((lazily turns his gaze towards the dogs laying down on the job %%which as the dogs said were exactly what he and Ennis were doing, but still being a star of the show carried certain privileges%% and gives them the Jack look %% Uh huh, you know the one I'm talkin' about. %%))

Come on, boys. You mean to tell me that yur gonna let those sheep tell ya who's boss. I reckon ya'll will get juicy T-bone steaks for helpin' out here, too.

((Blue healer 1, doesn't believe Jack's words))

Blue healer 1: That's a lie, that's a lie! All you got is beans! We know, we heard you!!

All in unisom: liar, liar!!!! strike, strike, strike!!!

[Front-Ranger]

~~Meanwhile, back on the mountain

SHEEPHERDER #1 and SHEEPHERDER #2 are surveying the puzzling scene of 2,000 sheep all networking together~~

SHEEPHERDER #1 (translated from the Spanish):
I swear! It looks like a Crosby Stills Nash & Young concert!! And with those red and blue brands, a pretty unlikely group if you ask me!

I think I will name this "Woolstock."

((Pulls a sheepskin of tequila out of vest, takes a swig, and hands to SHEEPHERDER #2))

That was some nite we had last nite at the Owl's treehouse!! Loved the tango and lobster. I told U there was two things I needed and that was it--tango and lobster!!

[saucycobblers]

GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
That's a great idea, JBB. We have such a creative cast on this movie! Do you happen to know where he is right now? I could really use his help.
**

** Well last I heard he was at OWLMA's place (ahem... we'll discuss Ms. OWLMA's salary and how the hell she can afford a pad like that later ). But I'm sure I heard him nearby. Maybe we can, like, team up and find him? Sniff... I miss my TERRY CLOTH...**

[Daniel]

((Blue healer 1, doesn't believe Jack's words))

Blue healer 1: That's a lie, that's a lie! All you got is beans! We know, we heard you!!

All in unison: liar, liar!!!! strike, strike, strike!!!

YOUNG JACK:

** You testin' me, dogs? Cause here is your moment ta shine. But ya gotta act now if you wanna get remembered in this film. And I will tell ya right now that you can be durn sure that those animal talent agents are out there watchin' this very scene. Some of em may be lookin' for a sheepherder or two for their next movie.**

[Daniel]

** Well last I heard he was at OWLMA's place (ahem... we'll discuss Ms. OWLMA's salary and how the hell she can afford a pad like that later ). But I'm sure I heard him nearby. Maybe we can, like, team up and find him? Sniff... I miss my TERRY CLOTH...**

GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((something about the lament in her voice reminds him of Lucise's hasty retreat the previous night))


**
Everything will be allright, JBB. Let's look around and see if he's nearby... Do you think he could be in the tent? I didn't see him there last night.
**

[Becky]

((Slurps pina colada, whilst wearing hawiian shirt and takes of sun glasses. Pina Colada of course goes straight through her))

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....So what I miss?

%% Wahoo! My suspension is over now most of the touching(literally) scenes are gone. So who is ready to get this Crude party goin' again?%%

(( Opens suitcase full of toilet humour gags...))

who wants one?...A gag I mean!

[Lynne]

~~Meanwhile, back on the mountain

SHEEPHERDER #1 and SHEEPHERDER #2 are surveying the puzzling scene of 2,000 sheep all networking together~~

SHEEPHERDER #1 (translated from the Spanish):
I swear! It looks like a Crosby Stills Nash & Young concert!! And with those red and blue brands, a pretty unlikely group if you ask me!

I think I will name this "Woolstock."

((Pulls a sheepskin of tequila out of vest, takes a swig, and hands to SHEEPHERDER #2))

That was some nite we had last nite at the Owl's treehouse!! Loved the tango and lobster. I told U there was two things I needed and that was it--tango and lobster!!

((SHEEPHERDER #2 gratefully accepts the tequila and turns up the bottle, takes a healthy shot and passes the bottle back to SHEEPHERDER #1, licking her lips to get every last drop.))

~~The two things I'm most in need of at this moment are salt and lime, but I guess life is harder up on Broken-Arsed Mountain.  This sheepherdin' ain't for the faint of heart.  Tell you what, friend, 'Woolstock' is a mighty fine name for these events.  If things go much further down that path, maybe we can play in the mud and wash our hair in the rain ~~

[Becky]

Hey, #2! I'd watch that tequila...you never know who has #2d in it!