Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1702376 times)

alec716 · « **Reply #1890 on:** August 06, 2006, 02:07:12 am »

Quote from: meryl on July 27, 2006, 02:48:10 pm

((The High Priestess looks again at Olli))

** Son of a cloth! **

** By all that's Brokeback, where will it all end?! He's not only shamelessly punning and padding his role, inciting all the other Relics to revolt, and kissing up to Heath like there's no tomorrow. Now he's debauching owls and taking up with tubes! It's too much, too much! **

(( ~~JBB~~ The first snow came early, on August thirteenth, piling up a foot, and was followed by a quick ~~spurt of lotion~~ melt. The next week Joe Aguirre sent ~~sour pus~~ word to bring them ~~fluff~~ down -- another, more unscrupulous EBAY TRADER was moving in on the Sacred Relics Trailer -- and they packed in the laundry and Trashy Show Props and moved off the mountain with the SHEEP, PEEING and otherwise, bad puns and Twisted prose rolling at their heels, BLUE HEELERS crowding in from the west and the metal smell of ~~BetterMost Bean cans~~ coming ... um, snow, yeah, snow, it was definitely snow that was coming, this is a family show, right... pressing them on. The mountain boiled with demonically hot warsh water, glazed with flickering Broken-Arsed light, the WIND combed the grass and drew from the damaged ~~HIGH PRIESTESS~~ krummholz and slit lotion tube the bestial drone of assorted equines and other ungulates, musical and otherwise, not to mention miscellaneous canids, in heat. As they descended the slope, back in ENNIS' jacket pocket with his nights of bath towel-sized passion seemingly behind him but not as JBB had been, TERRY CLOTH felt he was in a slow-motion, but weft-long, irreversible Tumble Dry cycle.

Ray · « **Reply #1891 on:** August 06, 2006, 06:54:42 am »

Pipedream · « **Reply #1892 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:05:34 am »

Quote from: Ray on August 06, 2006, 06:54:42 am

Pipedream · « **Reply #1893 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:27:40 am »

Quote from: alec716 on August 06, 2006, 02:07:12 am

As they descended the slope, back in ENNIS' jacket pocket with his nights of bath towel-sized passion seemingly behind him but not as JBB had been, TERRY CLOTH felt he was in a slow-motion, but weft-long, irreversible Tumble Dry cycle.

...some call it a Tumble Dry Cycle. For others it's the Wheel of Fortune!

(The inside of my mum's tumble dryer...)

Daniel · « **Reply #1894 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:10:44 am »

Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 01:50:15 am

((AGUIRRE drags himself into space between two sheep trailers, kneeling down, suffering from gut cramps))

**Was it somethun I ate in Dubois?? No...no...it can only be one thing...**

Ranch stiffs... ain't good...

((gasps))

Ain't no good... ain't never good...

((gasps again))

((Sound of pounding pastel pony hooves echoes in his ears))

**goddam...I cain't remember...the words...**

YOUNG JACK:

((looks on as Aguirre suffers from heartburn or whatever the heck he's got.))

Mr. Aguirre? You havin' a conniption fit?... You wan me to git someone?

**Psst. If you're tryin' to stick with the script its "ain't never no good"**

Daniel · « **Reply #1895 on:** August 06, 2006, 09:03:52 am »

Quote from: Ray on August 06, 2006, 06:54:42 am

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((blushes when he sees how happy Statler and Waldorf are))

**Congratulations on your nuptials, S & W!**

DeeDee · « **Reply #1896 on:** August 06, 2006, 06:05:29 pm »

SCENE: Late afternoon outside Aguirre's trailer, the boys are by Jack's truck just coming down from the mountain.

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is looking under the hood of Jack's truck. Jack can't get it started and Ennis is tightening the spark plugs.))

%% Damn, I shouldn'ta had that las'sip a whiskey. Don't know why ma gut is tumblin' like a weed. Hmmm.. a loose plug, should stretch this out. Mebbe he'll give me a lift. Mebbe it's a bad idea to get in this truck with 'em.%%

Okay, start 'er up.

((After 2 turns of the ignition, Jack's truck comes to life. Ennis shuts the hood and puts his head down preparing for the inevitable.))

Daniel · « **Reply #1897 on:** August 06, 2006, 06:14:13 pm »

Quote from: DeeDee on August 06, 2006, 06:05:29 pm

SCENE: Late afternoon outside Aguirre's trailer, the boys are by Jack's truck just coming down from the mountain.

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is looking under the hood of Jack's truck. Jack can't get it started and Ennis is tightening the spark plugs.))

Okay, start 'er up.

((After 2 turns of the ignition, Jack's truck comes to life. Ennis shuts the hood and puts his head down preparing for the inevitable.))

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack steps out of the truck, slams the door, smiles over at Ennis.))

Gee, Ennis, how come your hands always know the right things to do?

%% Now, how can I keep this boy here in my sights. Need some time ta think.%%

You, uh, you wanna grab a bite to eat at the diner? Maybe some coffee, a pastrami on rye?

saucycobblers · « **Reply #1898 on:** August 06, 2006, 06:58:16 pm »

((Meanwhile... somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean...))

JBB:

%% Hmmmmm... I always thought the Queen Mary 2 was a bit bigger than this... I've a sneaking suspicion the Cruises-R-Us representative may not have been entirely on the level. My luxury cabin with sea view ain't what I hoped for neither...%%

%% Sleeps 6 - 8 tubes, my ass...%%

** I sure do miss TERRY... **

DeeDee · « **Reply #1899 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:57:50 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 06:14:13 pm

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack steps out of the truck, slams the door, smiles over at Ennis.))

Gee, Ennis, how come your hands always know the right things to do?

%% Now, how can I keep this boy here in my sights. Need some time ta think.%%

You, uh, you wanna grab a bite to eat at the diner? Maybe some coffee, a pastrami on rye?

YOUNG ENNIS:

Uh, well I don' know now. Should be gettin' back home. You in a rush ta go?

(( Ennis is restless now, can't decide what to do.))

%% Sure would love some more time with 'em, though. Might not wanna leave then.%%

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