=Meanwhile, in Riverton's one and only
Super Market=
MONROE, THE ASSISTANT MANAGER:((Restlessly wanders the aisles of the Super Market. Gets lost in reverie in the condiments aisle))
%% I wish I wasn't so darn shy! I wish all the girls didn't just say
Awww, Monroe you're so niiiice and then rush off to see some fistfighting Cowboy type! I wish I'd had the opportunity to sin, good and proper! I sure hope this here book I've just bought will mean the break-through for me at last. %%
((Sneaks the book out from where it's been hidden behind the impressive Ketchupy Chili Sauce Selection;
"The road to any woman's heart - successful dating the culinary way". Peeks at chapter 3:
The ABC of a successful date.))
%%I got to remember all these here words. Impress'em with my brain and knowledge, that's it. A guy who doesn't just yell for Ketchup at every opportunity but knows his way smoothly round the Balsamicos should make an impression on the ladies..... Now I've got the A's and the B's down pat - I gotta start thinking on the C's. What impressive and unusual "C" words are there? Hmmmmmm.....%%
((Monroe remains lost in deep thought amid the Condiments, for now woefully neglecting getting around to the issue of hiring the required new part-time shop assistant))