MR. RAYMILLE'S ASSISTANT
((Hanging up the phone with the
very disgruntled President of the Descendants of Benjamin Franklin Foundation))
%% Sheesh! Just as the right key that turns the lock can also be used to draw lightning to a kite, so can this cast and crew call challenges down on this production. %%
((Picks phone back up))
** Mr. PRODUCER, we're going to need another $10,000. Apparently old Ben would have
never worn lavender, that being the color, in
their HO of Jack's death. They object and are demanding damages. What's that, Sir? Yes, well, I think we all know that old Ben was as queer as a $100 bill, but whatcha gonna do? I think we better just pay it and move on. **
((Gets out MR. RAYMILLE'S checkbook and once again forges his name.))