OK, I am here to help, but this wedding wardrobe planning will best be a team effort. Since BOB MACKIE is still working his fingers bloody sewing sequins on those ghastly BOY SCOUT uniforms you bought your kids at the Salvation Army,
let's see who else with a flawless fashion ethic we can find sitting around the set.
THERE SHE IS!! Do you think we can strongarm FOURTH RANDOM DIVA into helping?
I will lend this wig to LUREEN for her wedding so that she has something borrowed and something blue.
And as chairsiren of the International Diva Wedding Planning Committee, I
was able to get MADONNA to agree to help select the wedding gown for the upcoming nuptials once she addressed that pesky eyebrow issue.
MADONNA:
OK, like how many wedding gowns do we need? We got four prospective spouses and not even one is Like a Virgin. I'm not sure who wants to wear what, so let's see what we got. There's this one from my Sacred Future Concert Tour Trunk which I won't need back until the mid-1980s
and there is this Electra-fying number.
We also got this flash-the-flesh one from some RANDOM DIVA, probably not a good choice for LUREEN.
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And finally, we got a couple of choices donated by other International Diva Network members ...
WHITNEY HOUSTON should have guessed that this would not work out
and I Gest that LIZA MINELLI won't be needing this one again.
Any takers? About the dresses, I mean... not the ex-husbands.