So, while we're at it, lets ban "Santa, Baby." Good Lord, I hate that song. Eartha Kitt's rendition is a classic of a performance, but talk about glorifying a predatory woman. ...
It doesn't help that I've seen way too many gay male parodies of it.
I like Eartha's version, as well as Madonna's. Taylor Swift's leaves me cold.
Not a gay parody, but we have a male version now.
Crooner Michael Bublé has recorded "Santa Baby", and I believe he only says the title twice. The rest of the times he says "Santa Buddy" or "Santa Paly".
He has changed other lyrics to be more "masculine".....the "'54 Convertible too, light blue" becomes "a '65 convertible too, steel blue", the 'sable' becomes a 'Rolex', and there are other changes.
Eartha Kitt - "Santa Baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring. I don't mean on a phone."
Michael Bublé - "Sana Poppy, forgot to mention one little thing, 'cha-ching', no I don't mean as a loan."
You can see his lyrics here.