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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2008, 11:21:58 am »

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....




"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2008, 12:28:52 pm »

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Six roses stemmin'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....





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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2008, 01:00:38 pm »

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....






"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2008, 02:48:39 pm »

On the eigth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2008, 02:53:36 pm »

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2008, 02:55:34 pm »


On the tenth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Ten embraces dozin',
Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....


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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2008, 02:56:51 pm »

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Eleven coffeepots perkin'
Ten embraces dozin'
Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2008, 03:04:49 pm »


On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...


Twelve campires burnin',
Eleven coffeepots perkin',
Ten embraces dozin',
Nine creel cases,
Eight bracelets burnin',
Seven fish a-jumpin,'
Six roses stemmin,'
Five electric knives,
Four blue heelers,
Three barrel racers,
Two balls, size o' apples,
And a cheap place above the laun-dree....

Yee-haw!



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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2008, 03:18:40 pm »
One more time!


On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere

"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2008, 03:24:17 pm »
Goody!


On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Two baby ewes and
A pair o' deuces goin' nowhere

Ich bin ein Brokie...