(Oops, I hit "modify" instead of quote!)
Let's see if we can make this one rhyme with the original.
On the Eleventh day of 2009, my Brokie gave to me...
Eleven diapers wiping,
Ten words a-heaping,
Nine K.D.'s ranching,
Eight braids a-bilking,
Seven blondes a-shimmying,
Six fleece a-straying,
Five bold blings,
Four appaling herds,
Three clenched men,
Two furtive gloves, and
A cartridge and a pair twee...