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How do you consecrate a new home?
« on: January 23, 2009, 10:40:44 am »
What are some ideas for blessing a new living space?

I've read that burning sage is supposed to be positive (especially if it comes from Wyoming or Alberta!)   ;)

And there's an idea of keeping a broom at the front door, maybe to sweep out negativity or evil spirits or something?

And I think in Feng Shui, you're supposed to have a little jar or something as you enter for spare change to promote prosperity.

I've done a lot of moving about the past few years, and I typically put my Brokie paraphernalia out first - the dozy embrace refrigerator magnet, little blue enamel cup containing assorted rocks, a shell and a blue marble, place the short story autographed by Brokie friends and the DVDs in positions of note. 

What other things have you done? or heard about?

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 11:47:57 am »
And there's an idea of keeping a broom at the front door, maybe to sweep out negativity or evil spirits or something?

No offense intended, anybody, but one take I've heard on this one is that it's so any witch who happens by will hop on it and fly away and not trouble the house or anyone in it.

Obviously that's a very prejudiced interpretation. ...  :-\
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 11:52:01 am »
You could have sex on the living room carpet.







>:D


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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 12:12:39 pm »
No offense intended, anybody, but one take I've heard on this one is that it's so any witch who happens by will hop on it and fly away and not trouble the house or anyone in it.

Obviously that's a very prejudiced interpretation. ...  :-\

 :laugh: :laugh:

You could have sex on the living room carpet.

>:D

 :laugh: :laugh:

Yes, start out with rug burns, Chuckie...good plan!   ;)
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 12:49:21 pm »
Yes, start out with rug burns, Chuckie...good plan!   ;)


no pain, no gain......


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2009, 04:22:17 pm »
In one of Kerry's threads, where he's describing his collection of gods, he mentions that it is traditional to have a Ganesh facing the front door.

Ganesh, the elephant-headed Indian god, is, among other things, the Lord of Beginnings.


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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2009, 04:44:41 pm »
Mom always placed a broom out on the front porch. She hung it on a clip next to the front door.It was one of those small straw brooms with a wooden handle - about 3 feet in length.

She used to place acorns on the windowsills too. She said they would protect the house from lightening strikes. I think it's an old Native American superstition and I'm not really sure how acorns would ward away lightening strikes, but she swore by it and to my knowledge lightening never struck our house. :-\

And yes, sage is used for house blessings. Mom always kept a few smudge sticks in a drawer and she would burn some on New Years Day. We also smudged the Nativity scene on Chistmas Eve with the sage.

I like the idea of placing a jar near the front door Lynne. That's a good idea. I'm not OVERLY superstitious, but I figure why not... it's better to be safe than sorry. :laugh:

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2009, 05:17:52 pm »
You could have sex on the living room carpet.







>:D

Im with you Chuckie.  Thats how we consecrated our home .    :o :o :P :D :D ;D ;) :) :-*

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2009, 07:57:53 pm »
Smudge the place first.  White sage is good, sweet grass as well, while walking around the inside from front door all the way around and back to the front door while - chanting/praying/doing whatever you feel will help you accomplish your goal .  Then asperse the house with water and I like to use a sprig of fresh rosemary to do it, chanting/praying, etc following the same path.  Then finally sprinkle salt around the home and sweep it out.

Then of course, bring in symbolic food for the home, wine and bread.

This always works for me. 


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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2009, 08:07:22 pm »
Im with you Chuckie.  Thats how we consecrated our home .    :o :o :P :D :D ;D ;) :) :-*

So it was not only consecrated, but also consummated?  :D
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2009, 09:10:53 pm »
So it was not only consecrated, but also consummated?  :D

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2009, 12:14:16 am »
Okay Lynne. Now you have some good suggestions on how to consecrate your new house! :D

* Burn a sage smudge stick to bless your new home

* Place a statue of Ganesh facing the front door

* Keep a small jar near the entrance of your home for prosperity

* Hang a small broom on your front porch next to the door to ward off the haints

* Sit some acorns on the windowsills to protect your house from lightening

And if you are feeling up to it, have some sex on your living room carpeting for.....

....for........ I don't know what for! Maybe Chuck will tell us! :laugh:


Where are you moving Lynne? Will you be staying in Florida? Or are you moving to a different state?

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 12:29:16 am »
And if you are feeling up to it, have some sex on your living room carpeting for.....

....for........ I don't know what for! Maybe Chuck will tell us! :laugh:


Just for fun.  >:D


It happened in my house once.......*shudders*


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2009, 03:11:14 am »


      Place a horseshoe over the door with the ends pointing upwards.  It will hold all the good luck and
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2009, 11:21:59 pm »
Thanks, Friends!  I have some very good advice here..and then there's Chuck's not-so-practical-just-now, but I'll hold in reserve plan.

 :laugh: :laugh:

I knew I could count on y'all!

I think I'll wait for the new moon to do it.  (Or should that be full moon?)

Anyhow...David - it's a new apartment in St. Augustine.  I am just out of my temporary apartment with housemate and into one of my own.  It'll be about a 30 minute drive to work.  I can walk to the old city and bike to the beach.  I could also bike to where my sailboat is moored, iffin I had a sailboat, that is!

 8)  :D ;)

P.S.  The Jack and Ennis rubber duckies love their new bathroom!
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2009, 02:23:56 am »
Thanks, Friends!  I have some very good advice here..and then there's Chuck's not-so-practical-just-now, but I'll hold in reserve plan.

 :laugh: :laugh:

I knew I could count on y'all!

I think I'll wait for the new moon to do it.  (Or should that be full moon?)

Anyhow...David - it's a new apartment in St. Augustine.  I am just out of my temporary apartment with housemate and into one of my own.  It'll be about a 30 minute drive to work.  I can walk to the old city and bike to the beach.  I could also bike to where my sailboat is moored, iffin I had a sailboat, that is!

 8)  :D ;)

P.S.  The Jack and Ennis rubber duckies love their new bathroom!

I have a cousin in St. Augustine! I haven't seen her for years, but she's still there. I'm envious Lynne. I'd love to live near the beach. That reminds me of the days when I lived in South Florida. We didn't live near the beach, but it was only a 10 or 15 minute drive from our house. This was in Plantation (West Fort Lauderdale).

Good luck with your new apartment Sister Mod Lynne! I hope you get everything set up and organized soon. :-*

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2009, 04:34:50 am »
I think that's a very sweet idea of consecrating a home. I think you can decide on your own way of doing so. whatever means something to you. Chucks suggestion of sex on the carpet is one way. Having a new home is in a way, like a marriage. You are taking a new home to have and to hold. So, sex, is one way, solo I think would be best.

I've lived in my home 17 years, and it seems like a part of me. I don't think I've ever gone through some sort of commitment ceremony. Maybe I should. I love my house. You know what I mean, I love being here, it's my home, and that's something. I do have a couple of statues of Ganesha, He's my deity. He is the remover of obstacles, which are usually ones own fears and desires. something an "Ennis" like me should take to heart.

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2009, 04:46:31 am »
I'm for one or more Ganeshas.   And clean, clean, clean.  And sing, sing, sing.  And really what everyone has said so far.  We did most of those things when we moved into this house. 

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2009, 11:14:26 am »
I think that's a very sweet idea of consecrating a home. I think you can decide on your own way of doing so. whatever means something to you. Chucks suggestion of sex on the carpet is one way. Having a new home is in a way, like a marriage. You are taking a new home to have and to hold. So, sex, is one way, solo I think would be best.

I've lived in my home 17 years, and it seems like a part of me. I don't think I've ever gone through some sort of commitment ceremony. Maybe I should. I love my house. You know what I mean, I love being here, it's my home, and that's something. I do have a couple of statues of Ganesha, He's my deity. He is the remover of obstacles, which are usually ones own fears and desires. something an "Ennis" like me should take to heart.

Thank you, retropian!  I don't know much about Ganesha, but I like the above - 'remover of obstacles' - sounds just right.
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2009, 11:16:43 am »
I'm for one or more Ganeshas.   And clean, clean, clean.  And sing, sing, sing.  And really what everyone has said so far.  We did most of those things when we moved into this house. 

Hey, Elle! There was definitely singing this weekend while cleaning  :D.

We were listening to live365 - mostly singing along with the classic country, then some Gaelic folk.  The house music was more dance-conducive than song, but that was OK too - kept me moving!  I love your home.

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2009, 11:17:44 am »
I have a cousin in St. Augustine! I haven't seen her for years, but she's still there. I'm envious Lynne. I'd love to live near the beach. That reminds me of the days when I lived in South Florida. We didn't live near the beach, but it was only a 10 or 15 minute drive from our house. This was in Plantation (West Fort Lauderdale).

Good luck with your new apartment Sister Mod Lynne! I hope you get everything set up and organized soon. :-*

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2009, 11:39:37 am »
* Sit some acorns on the windowsills to protect your house from lightening

Hmm. Isn't the oak, the source of acorns, the tree of Thor, Norse god of thunder?

David, are you sure your mother didn't have some Viking blood in her?
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2009, 11:41:13 am »
You could have sex on the living room carpet.

>:D

Just don't forget to buy stain remover beforehand. ...
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2009, 01:16:54 am »
I think the bottom line is that you should do whatever feels right for you, Lynne. You’ll know. Listen to your inner voice. I’m a firm believer in such rituals as these. We humans have been performing them for many thousands of years.

Here are a few thoughts of my own.

* Clean the house thoroughly. When everything is sparkling clean, take a bath or a shower and dress in something that’s special for you. Wear jewelry that feels right - maybe your birth stone. Amethyst is always good. You might like to spray on a light essential oil – whichever one you like and feel relaxed with.  Light a candle or incense (or both). With clean water collected from a place that has special significance for you (lake, creek, river, spring, well, beach – not  tap water),  to which a few grains of sea salt has been added,  walk from room to room and say whatever you feel is right for you personally. Say whatever is in your heart. Verbalize (make manifest) that which you want from your new home. Perhaps something like, “Be gone from here all evil, iniquity, injustice and mischief.  This is a place of peace, tranquility, centeredness and balance for me. This is a place where I will know only love and happiness and much laughter. This is a place of safety and sanctuary where I can thrive and prosper.” Whatever words seem right for you. With your right hand, gently sprinkle a few drops of water in each room as you repeat your mantra.  Afterwards, while the candle burns down, you may like to sit and gaze into the flame, as you meditate on what you expect of your new home. Break the meditation when the time feels right for you. Stay “under” for as long or short a time as is comfortable for you. Empty the left-over water, respectfully, onto a plant (not down the drain).

* Consult a user-friendly (for the layman) book on Feng Shui and do whatever feels right for you.

* Place a jade plant in a nice porcelain jardinière by the front door. Shower it with love and attention and watch it thrive and grow. While it’s there, you will always have sufficient wealth for your requirements.

* Hang a small ba gua mirror outside your front door:

http://www.jadedragon.com/fengshui/fengshu.html

* Place a figurine/statue of the Hindu God, Ganesh, inside your front door, facing the door (i.e., not facing into the room). Ganesh is the beloved son of Lord Shiva. He will protect your home and keep you safe there. It doesn’t need to be big. There are some lovely, tiny figurines available. Ganesh is known for being jolly and approachable, and is often depicted whilst joyously dancing.

* At every access point to your home (all doors and windows), place some small item that has a special significance for you. For example, I have a small, green glass Buddha on my kitchen window sill and a sea shell, collected from a special beach, on my bathroom window sill. Wind chimes are also good here. If you don’t like the big clangy ones, there are tiny, tinkling wind chimes available and also glass chimes that make a lovely gentle sound.

If all this sounds completely alien to you and maybe just a tiny tad crazy, it is important that you do not do it. Instead, do what feels right for you.

May you know all blessings in your new home, Lynne.
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2009, 01:46:49 am »
Hmm. Isn't the oak, the source of acorns, the tree of Thor, Norse god of thunder?

David, are you sure your mother didn't have some Viking blood in her?

I don't think so Jeff. Maybe the Vikings came and visited the Lakota and told them about it! And the historians forgot to record it in their books! ;)

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2009, 01:07:06 pm »
I just get an old priest & a young priest to sprinkle holy water throughout the rooms....just kiddin..actually I just open the windows and shoot some air wick around the place. ;)
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2009, 01:35:04 pm »
I've read that burning sage is supposed to be positive (especially if it comes from Wyoming or Alberta!)   ;)
If you need some sage from the Rocky Mountains, friend, just let me know. I just sent some to buffymon, as hers was getting stale.

I've done a lot of moving about the past few years, and I typically put my Brokie paraphernalia out first - the dozy embrace refrigerator magnet, little blue enamel cup containing assorted rocks, a shell and a blue marble, place the short story autographed by Brokie friends and the DVDs in positions of note. 
That is so sweet that you are keeping the little tin cup in all your travels!! I have collected so much BBM stuff that I have put it all into an armoire in my bedroom, and it's bursting at the seams!

Another thing I do sometimes is put on the movie soundtrack, put my sculpture of two horses in a place of honor (see my avatar) and light some candles.

I have used Chuck's method for christening a tent, but not for a house...probably because I would not want to shock the children!!
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2009, 01:43:42 pm »
If you need some sage from the Rocky Mountains, friend, just let me know. I just sent some to buffymon, as hers was getting stale.
That is so sweet that you are keeping the little tin cup in all your travels!! I have collected so much BBM stuff that I have put it all into an armoire in my bedroom, and it's bursting at the seams!

Another thing I do sometimes is put on the movie soundtrack, put my sculpture of two horses in a place of honor (see my avatar) and light some candles.

I have used Chuck's method for christening a tent, but not for a house...probably because I would not want to shock the children!!

I would love some fresh sage from the Rocky Mountains, FriendLee.  I am still cleaning, and then I plan to get some furniture in the next couple of weeks...then I'll be ready for my ritual.  I love so many of the suggestions here - thank you all!

I think February 21st will be the auspicious evening - There will be an eclipse of the full moon.
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2009, 01:54:18 pm »

I think February 21st will be the auspicious evening - There will be an eclipse of the full moon.

Hey Lynne, check your calendar again.  The February 21 eclipse was in 2008.  (It was cool, though.)

The next eclipse is this coming Monday the 9th of February--a penumbral eclipse, not as exciting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_eclipse

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2009, 02:00:08 pm »
Hey Lynne, check your calendar again.  The February 21 eclipse was in 2008.  (It was cool, though.)

The next eclipse is this coming Monday the 9th of February--a penumbral eclipse, not as exciting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_eclipse

You see how easily I can get into trouble??!  I don't even know what *year* it is. 

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OK...guess it'll be the first full moon in March then.

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2009, 04:05:47 pm »
Wow, mine is March 6th...okay I'll get a nice bunch of Rocky Mtn sage to you by March 1st!

February 21, 2008...I remember it well. The Denver Brokies were lolling in the jacuzzi until the eclipse started, killing time. EDelMar phoned Vermont Sunset to sync watches. As the time drew near, he jumped out of the jacuzzi to set up the tripod and camera. I noticed he was shivering, so I grabbed my towel to run in and get a bathrobe to throw over his shoulders. There was a noise like 'glub,' and I suddenly realized that Adam's phone was on top of my towel. But no more...it was in the water! My hand plunged in after it and then I opened it and it made a noise and then the light came on, but then the light went out and the noise stopped. Offline Chuck next to me said, Did you just do what I thought you did? I looked at him with my misery face. I then spent the next 45 minutes standing around with a towel draped over my naked body while directing a hair dryer at the phone, and I didn't get to see the eclipse!! Happy ending: The phone was fine, and Adam didn't die of pneumonia after all! Plus we got a great shot of the eclipse!! Let's see, where is it...(Lee rummages around in My Pictures).
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2009, 04:45:14 pm »
Hey Lynne -

Indians crack coconuts as part of a ceremony for an auspicious inauguration of a dwelling.  I can't remember if you use 3 or just one, but you would invite an honored guest to smash the coconut and say a few good words.  You take the coconut and smash it hard against the entryway so that it breaks and the sweet juice gets all over.  I remember then that we gathered the coconut pieces (they were still very large), washed and cut them up and then shared them.

Do be careful if you try it - the pieces can be sharp and fly up/out.

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2009, 04:49:30 pm »
Just some additional context for the whole coconut thing....

"Breaking of a coconut generally forms a small part of an inaugural function. But the meeting organised in connection with the launch of the Syamnagar Colony Residents' Welfare Association was dominated by `coconut talk'. As part of a puja that preceded the meeting, Municipal Commissioner N. Gulzar, chief guest of the meeting, was asked to break a coconut. It took only two hard blows for Mr. Gulzar to break it into two equal halves. This was enough for the association members to smother Mr. Gulzar with praise. Every single speaker began his speech by referring to the `two equal halves' of the coconut, considered auspicious."
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2009, 01:57:20 pm »
Wow, mine is March 6th...okay I'll get a nice bunch of Rocky Mtn sage to you by March 1st!

February 21, 2008...I remember it well. The Denver Brokies were lolling in the jacuzzi until the eclipse started, killing time. EDelMar phoned Vermont Sunset to sync watches. As the time drew near, he jumped out of the jacuzzi to set up the tripod and camera. I noticed he was shivering, so I grabbed my towel to run in and get a bathrobe to throw over his shoulders. There was a noise like 'glub,' and I suddenly realized that Adam's phone was on top of my towel. But no more...it was in the water! My hand plunged in after it and then I opened it and it made a noise and then the light came on, but then the light went out and the noise stopped. Offline Chuck next to me said, Did you just do what I thought you did? I looked at him with my misery face. I then spent the next 45 minutes standing around with a towel draped over my naked body while directing a hair dryer at the phone, and I didn't get to see the eclipse!! Happy ending: The phone was fine, and Adam didn't die of pneumonia after all! Plus we got a great shot of the eclipse!! Let's see, where is it...(Lee rummages around in My Pictures).

Here 'tis!!

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2009, 05:23:04 pm »


    May you receive all good things. and tidings in your new home.  May you have peace,
love and tranquility there as well.  May you feel always safe, and joyous.  These things
I always wish for you my very sweet and dear friend.  You deserve every good and wonderful
thing that life has to offer.  Love janice



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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2009, 10:11:51 am »

P.S.  The Jack and Ennis rubber duckies love their new bathroom!

BBM rubber ducks!? I need to see a pic of this!
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2009, 11:55:11 am »
BBM rubber ducks!? I need to see a pic of this!

Life conspired so that there's no consecrating until I get settled in Boston sometime in the next few weeks, but I haven't forgotten all the good ideas here.  I have a list.

 ;)

I will definitely take a picture of the rubber duckies!  There may already be one on-line...if I can find it I'll point you there.
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2009, 07:38:57 pm »
You could have sex on the living room carpet.







>:D

I can be very shallow, so I would say, sex in every room and on every surface. Failing that, I have to get my TV/DVD/SOUND SYSTEM  set up and then I am a happy bunny.IfI can watch BBM and Heath, and listen to the BBM sound track, I am pretty well set up. I have no life though so what do I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only other thinh I always do is put out my dreis lucky white heather. As you know, my life is messy, so perhaps do the exact opposite to what I suggest.

My final suggestion is, throw a party and invite all your Bettermostfriends round. We will fill your house with love and happiness.Not only that, you will have some lovely memories and photos, if the nights get a bit long.

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2009, 07:56:31 pm »
BBM rubber ducks!? I need to see a pic of this!


I will definitely take a picture of the rubber duckies!  There may already be one on-line...if I can find it I'll point you there.

I have a pic of them on the "collectables" thread.  You can see them at this link.

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,31002.msg478130.html#msg478130


they were a gift from a Brokie!  ;D






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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2009, 07:40:04 pm »
I thought it was a cup of sugar?

Time to consecrate your new home, Lynne!!
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2009, 07:50:54 pm »
I thought it was a cup of sugar?

Time to consecrate your new home, Lynne!!

Maybe soon, Friend Lee.  I'll let you know when I find a place.  I'll be in a hotel for another couple of weeks, I think.  I want to take my time on this one...It needs to be someplace I can stay for a good long while.
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2009, 07:09:44 pm »
Let your S.O. paint one of the walls and extol him/her afterward. :)
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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2010, 09:54:20 pm »
Let your S.O. paint one of the walls and extol him/her afterward. :)

Why am I just now seeing this?  You're volunteering to paint!  :o

Quick!  Paul!  Let's go pick out a color!!   :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2010, 10:38:17 pm »
Why am I just now seeing this?  You're volunteering to paint!  :o

Quick!  Paul!  Let's go pick out a color!!   :laugh: :laugh:



He said one wall. Don't get too excited.  :laugh:

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #44 on: March 01, 2010, 10:53:01 pm »
He said one wall. Don't get too excited.  :laugh:

Paulie - you are underestimating my powers of persuasion, darlin.   ;) ::) :laugh:
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« Reply #45 on: March 02, 2010, 05:11:11 am »
He said one wall. Don't get too excited.  :laugh:

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #46 on: March 02, 2010, 05:45:10 pm »
Oh, so this is the moving thread?!   ;)

Well, my unpacking is slowly progressing. The packing and actual moving was so stressful, so I'm quite happy to be able to take my time now.

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Re: How do you consecrate a new home?
« Reply #47 on: December 19, 2010, 07:06:50 pm »
I played my LP copy of Norma Zimmer singing Bless This House