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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2009, 10:21:39 pm »
Oh, and all public urinals, worldwide, should be banned IMHO! They're so sexist. I mean, there aren't any urinals in women's toilets; even though woman are quite capable, anatomically, of using them; so why should men be subjected to such a degrading ritual?


Urinals can be......nightmare inducing!














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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2009, 10:59:49 pm »
good lort...mens rooms are much more..uh....um....VARIED then women's...the most we have is a little bench to sit on while we wait our turn..

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2009, 11:10:52 pm »
Jess, if I ever saw anything like that in any of the men's rooms I've been in, I'd turn and run out!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2009, 11:14:52 pm »
Jess, if I ever saw anything like that in any of the men's rooms I've been in, I'd turn and run out!

specially that guilitine!!  :laugh: :laugh: :o

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2009, 12:13:56 am »
Cleaning up can be - er - nice.

« Last Edit: January 29, 2009, 02:51:37 am by DavidinIndy »

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2009, 12:30:23 am »

Urinals can be......nightmare inducing!














I think that cow needs to see a dentist! :o :laugh:

And he looks angry too!

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2009, 12:41:01 am »
I think that cow needs to see a dentist! :o :laugh:

And he looks angry too!



COW!! it's a SHARK!

you might want to look again!

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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2009, 01:24:54 am »
Okay. I can see it now. I thought those things up at the top were ears.
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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2009, 01:35:09 am »
When a man pees, he should definately lift the seat and when he's finished he should put it back down and close the lid. 

Flush with the lid closed.

My mother had very strict rules regarding the toilet seat and I've never forgot them.
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Re: Toilet Seats
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2009, 01:40:05 am »
Even a man with the best aim still leaves splatter on the seat and environs when standing to widdle. It may not necessarily be blatantly obvious, but the mist is most definitely there, even if big nasty droplets are not. For this reason, and for the sake of simple, basic hygiene, I believe we should, therefore, follow the cultural example of Muslim men and sit to do wee-wees.


If I get up in the middle of the night to pee, I will sit down on the toilet because I don't like to turn the light on. If someone (Cory!) is forgetful and leaves the seat up, I'll fall in. It's happened a few times and it's a rude awakening especially when I'm half asleep. That extra inch of a drop is a big difference when you don't expect it.

Sometimes I wonder though, which is worse? Falling in the toilet because somebody left the seat up, or sitting down on a seat with pee on it?

Hmmm... :-\

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