I received this amusing story/joke in my email today... I hope this an appropriate place to share it. It is entitled, "Stanley."
>George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
>PR.
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>After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
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>George asks him his name.
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>"Stanley," responds the little boy.
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>"And what is your question, Stanley?"
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>"I have 4 questions:
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>First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
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>Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
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>Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
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>Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/3 of all Americans
>don't have health insurance?
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>Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
>they will continue after recess.
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>When they resume George says, "O K, where were we? Oh, that's right,
>question time. Who has a question?"
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>Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
>his
>name.
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>"Steve," he responds.
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>"And what is your question, Steve?"
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>Actually, I have 6 questions.
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>First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
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>Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
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>Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
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>Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of all Americans
>don't have health insurance?
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>Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
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>And sixth, what the heck happened to Stanley?
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