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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #560 on: May 19, 2007, 01:57:30 pm »
Switch?!!  Are you kidding me?  I'm having a heck of a time channeling Randall, you think I can just do a switcheroo just like that??

The ac-tor playing LaShawn won't come out of her trailer, maybe you can help with that hunny?  Hmm??  That is what the show is waiting on....

Can all the actors waiting to say their lines go knock on LaShawn's (Lynne)'s trailer?  thanks.

(PS:  thanks Lee!)
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #561 on: June 11, 2007, 10:47:59 am »
Randall: 

"Do ya know what a croppie house is?  Never mind, that's not important."



LMAO, Welliwont!!  What a great line!    :laugh:

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #562 on: June 11, 2007, 12:34:43 pm »
Thanks Daniel, Jane and Mika (always great when you drop by!) for continuing the scene so cleverly!  Will Lynne reappear, or will Lashawn do another of her now legendary interpretive dances?  Can't wait!  ;D
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #563 on: June 11, 2007, 12:50:47 pm »
LMAO, Welliwont!!  What a great line!    :laugh:

Hey Laura,

thanks!  I tell ya, it's like pulling teeth to get that stuff outa me.  I am not cut out to be a performer, I swear!


Will Lynne reappear, or will Lashawn do another of her now legendary interpretive dances?  Can't wait!  ;D

Thanks Meryl, as a matter of fact, the call is out for Lynne and Lee, and if you see Lynne can you give her another poke?  Right now would be the perfect time for the wives to come down those steps and wrap up this scene.   :D

Then we can start the next one, Yippeee!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #564 on: June 11, 2007, 04:27:59 pm »
JACK'S PANTS!  Am I glad to see you!!!  Whooooweeeee!  welcome back, great post!!       You know I have a fondness for all of your reincarnations, I am passionate about all of JACK'S PANTS!!  Since our last tête-à-tête, I have grown my collection of JACK'S PANTS TO 34,   isn't that amazing?    Would you like to take another tour??  That can be arranged, if you so desire.  Just say the word.   ;)
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #565 on: June 11, 2007, 04:36:21 pm »
Today is a red letter day.  The PANTS have returned.  :P  :P  :P
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #566 on: June 11, 2007, 07:30:46 pm »
 :laugh: Thanks, Jane and Meryl!  That makes me feel... summer-breeze clothesline-dried cottony-fresh!


(By the way, today is the day Lynne is having her job interview out here in the Bay Area-- she might be a little too preoccupied to show up as LaShawn.   ;) It was so nice to meet her this past Saturday night-- what a sweetie!)
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #567 on: June 11, 2007, 08:30:32 pm »
(By the way, today is the day Lynne is having her job interview out here in the Bay Area-- she might be a little too preoccupied to show up as LaShawn.   ;) It was so nice to meet her this past Saturday night-- what a sweetie!)

Thanks for the update Mel, I did not know that.  Is there somebody in the wings that has LaShawn's gift of gab, who wants to do a post or two to put this scene to bed ??  Orrrrrr, we can wait until Lynne comes back to us.  I don't think Lynne would mind if wrapped up this scene with help from an Extra.  The necessary qualification is:  tongue hinged in the middle; flapping at both ends.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #568 on: June 12, 2007, 10:51:46 pm »
 :laugh:  :laugh:

I love the whole drama of the bench and the cologne, and now the splinter in Randall's arse!  Way to go, Mika and Jane!  ;D
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE~~ Critics Gallery
« Reply #569 on: June 18, 2007, 09:59:36 pm »
To Madame Director, Laurel Sparta and all the players, I would like to be the first to wish you all a very happy anniversary on the occasion of the first birthday of the Performance Thread of Broken-Arsed Mountain!! Yee-haw!!

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