Yeah, those shorts the youngens wear now, the not only look awful, they cant be that comfortable, hanging around their arse all the time, and the fork hanging down near their knees.
I'm like you Fi, 12 months behind the fashions of the young ones......the first time I ever saw a young kid wearing those baggy hanging shorts, was down at Hervey Bay, which is a beachside suburb. I watched this kid walking along the footpath, with shorts on that looked like they were 10 sizes too big, and I felt sorry for him. I thought he must have either lost his own shorts at the beach, or got them wet, and had to borrow someone elses, who happend to be a lot bigger than he was. I thought, "you poor kid, having to walk down the street in ovesized shorts, that even showed the top of his undies".
Oh and sandals and socks.....oh no no no......socks must always be covered by shoes, always. Its as big a turn off as blokes wearing socks to bed, nothing is more than a turn off, than a naked or half naked man, with bloody socks on....oh I could throw up. Bob and I had a standing joke, if he wears socks to bed......he will do a little piroquet acting sexy, and I will roll over and say, "well obviously you dont want sex tonight, good night".....then we burst out laughing.