Got these in an email today. Supposedly real bumper stickers spotted in Ohio over the last year. True or not, I'd like to display pretty much all of them.
BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT
POVERTY, HEALTH CARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES
OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT.
RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR (particularly appropriate here in the Sunshine State)
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT.
FEEL SAFER NOW?
I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY.
MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE.
IS IT 2008 YET? (I've seen that one down here, too.)
DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson
DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!
ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE - THINK FOR YOURSELF.
CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION
DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE
HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
FACT: OIL 1999 - $19 BARREL; OIL 2006 - $70 BARREL
THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
I'LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - IMPEACH BUSH (I've seen that one down here a few times)
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?