A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad,what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a milliondollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you seep with Brad Pittfor a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him
in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with BradPitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know howmuch a million bucks could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three milliondollars,
but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
