Apparently this is an actual article from a 1955 magazine (a friend emailed it to me).
My favorite: "Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him." Who knew 1950s women's magazines dealt so frankly with straight men's sexual fantasies?
My least favorite: Tie between "Remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours" and "You have no right to question him."
My overall reaction: Thank you thank you thank you, Betty Friedan.