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Offline CellarDweller

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Setting a trap!
« on: August 17, 2009, 09:05:43 pm »
If someone was setting a trap for you, what would they put in it to make sure you went in?

My list:

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5.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 09:06:15 pm »
If someone was setting a trap for you, what would they put in it to make sure you went in?

My list:

1. JIF Peanut Butter.
2. Madonna CDs.
3. A Super Friends DVD.
4. A Lap Top.
5. A naked, olive-skinned, Latino or Italian man with a hairy chest, sexy smile, facial stubble, strong arms, sense of humor, good kisser, friendly, and is a good conversationalist.

Is that too specific?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 12:31:04 am »
Oh what a cool poll idea!

I'll have to think on this.

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 02:03:01 am »
1. An Enya CD and something to play it on.

2. A cute 20 something moppy haired blond guy with a golden tan and well toned muscles - along the lines of Chris Atkins in "The Blue Lagoon"

3. Brad Pitt or his exact double

4. a puppy

5. a kitten


Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 03:02:58 am »
1. An airplane ticket

2. Jake Gyllenhaal, naked with a puppy-eyed look on his face

3. Truffle fries

4. A brokie

5. Blueberry ice cream

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 05:22:27 am »
1.  Lemon sorbet

2.  Annie Proulx's books

3.  Michael Jackson CDs and a CD player

4.  Quantum Leap DVDs and a DVD player

5.  Laptop and charger

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 06:05:44 am »
 :laugh: good idea and lovin the list!

Like Laura I'll have to have a wee think too!!
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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 06:37:11 am »
Glad you all are likin' the list!

I can't take credit, it was posted on DCF by our member, LawGoddess.

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 08:27:57 am »
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1. Circus Peanuts

2. Pizza

3. A connection to the internet

4. Wyoming

5. Alberta
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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 12:22:03 pm »
Hmmm... first attempt...


1.  An airline voucher for unlimited international travel

2.  Dark Chocolate

3.  Brokeback Mountain deleted scene footage

4.  A copy of Adobe Creative Suite 4

5.  A new SLR digital camera

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2009, 12:24:06 pm »


3.  Brokeback Mountain deleted scene footage


I think I have to go back and rewrite my list now... :laugh:

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Re: Setting a trap!
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2009, 12:45:05 pm »

1.  Millions of dollars
2. Tickets for an extensive historically based luxury guided tour of the Mediterranean
3.  Several naked male actors, including but not limited to, Ewan McGregor, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jared Leto
4.  Free passes to 5 star restaurants 
5.  My close friends and my cats