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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #100 on: August 11, 2006, 03:52:06 am »


"Daddy do you like to kiss boys?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #101 on: August 11, 2006, 03:53:19 am »


"Ya didn't hurt none of yer uh... delicate parts did ya Ennis?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #102 on: August 11, 2006, 03:54:02 am »


"He had better be wavin sticks a beef jerky an marshmallow treats or he's gettin a cussin' out."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #103 on: August 11, 2006, 03:54:40 am »


"Sure I had a bit a fun, rode a few rodeos in my time...girls too!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #104 on: August 11, 2006, 03:55:08 am »


"Cowboy you can't dance fer shit, what say we go straight for the nookie?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #105 on: August 11, 2006, 03:55:36 am »


"Water Walkin' Jesus..." (singing)  The rock and roll version.



"Jack ya don't suppose we could just go back to you playin' the harmonica could we?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #106 on: August 11, 2006, 03:57:14 am »


(Jack, thinking) "I don't suppose they got any tall lanky ones with blond hair just lyin' around with nuthin t'do..."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #107 on: August 11, 2006, 03:57:53 am »


Riverton: "Friend, wait'll you try out my new camping mattress with the Magic Fingers... Yee haw!"



Back in Childress, one month later:  "Honey, what's this bill here for three hundred dollars... Deluxe Camping Mattress with Vibrating Magic Fingers?"
« Last Edit: August 11, 2006, 04:02:02 am by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #108 on: August 11, 2006, 03:58:29 am »


"Yer Honor, what I found in his underwear drawer was just beyond the pale."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #109 on: August 11, 2006, 03:58:59 am »


"Hey boy, how come you ain't nekkid yet?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”