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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1570 on: March 14, 2009, 02:33:11 pm »
these are all great. Thanks, Chuck!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1571 on: March 14, 2009, 09:34:37 pm »
There may occasionally be a serious one in the bunch......










All I have to do is forget how much I love him
All I have to do is put my longing to one side
Tell myself that love's an ever changing situation
Passion would've cooled and all the magic would have died
It's easy as life

I try to forget how much I want him here
Let my dreams slowly disappear
I cannot forget, let my emotions die
Oh I, I don't even want to try

Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do

All I have to do is pretend I never knew you
On those very rare occasions
When you steal in to my heart
Better to have lost you
When the ties were barely binding
Better the contempt of the familiar cannot start
It's easy as life

I try to forget how much I want him here
Let my dreams slowly disappear
I cannot forget, let my emotions die
Oh I, I don't want to try

Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do

It hurts to think about you, when I wanna touch you
And how we would've been if you were here with me today
Oh, those very rare occasions
They keep on coming
All I ever wanted
I'm throwing it away

Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do

Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do


"easy as life" from "aida"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1572 on: March 14, 2009, 09:42:47 pm »


Now Ennis, if you had used the "Deep Woods Off", like I tol' you, you wouldn't gotten those ticks there!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1573 on: March 14, 2009, 09:43:44 pm »





you can try to resist
try to hide from my kiss
but you know, but you know
that you, can't fight the moonlight



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1574 on: March 14, 2009, 09:44:58 pm »



Hey!  If I tilt my head just so....and move my eyes to the right, I can look right into the "Rodeo Clown Changing area"!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1575 on: March 14, 2009, 09:46:37 pm »




I wannna make love to ya Jack Twist
I wanna lay ya down by the fire
caresss your masculine body
make ya moan, and perspire
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1576 on: March 14, 2009, 09:49:01 pm »






Kyle:  I learned something today....I learned that it doesn't matter if your gay or straight, love is love.

Stan:  yeaah.

Kyle:  Gay people are people, and their love should not be mocked.

Stan:  Yeaah

Kenny:  mmmmuhahamah  mahdfhnehrhherh

Cartman:  Right, Kenny, no one's getting near my asshole!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1577 on: March 14, 2009, 09:53:39 pm »


Ennis:  What is that durned fool trying to do, give himself a hot foot?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1578 on: March 14, 2009, 09:54:32 pm »



Do I look like I can afford a flying reindeer??


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1579 on: March 14, 2009, 09:57:53 pm »
A few years after Jack's passing,  Ennis' life takes an unexpected turn.....and he enters the music scene




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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!