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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1610 on: March 28, 2009, 06:11:40 pm »





Oh c'mon guys....you need more tongue........let us show you how it's done......











Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1611 on: March 28, 2009, 06:47:45 pm »
BROKEBACK HISTORY




After a long hard day of sheep herding, the gang decides to cut loose, and go wild, and take a picture.





Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1612 on: March 28, 2009, 06:49:00 pm »
BROKEBACK HISTORY




Seldom are the moments so fun and lighthearted, as when friends get together.







Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1613 on: March 28, 2009, 06:49:40 pm »



Cassie thinking: *sniff sniff*  Daym, forgot deodorant!  No wonder why he won't come closer to me!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1614 on: March 28, 2009, 06:53:25 pm »



The original outfits for Brokeback Mountain were considered too.........revealing, and changed.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1615 on: March 28, 2009, 08:17:37 pm »



Ennis:  You no I ain't no computer animation.

Jack:  Me neither.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1616 on: March 28, 2009, 08:18:38 pm »



Ennis:  You know I ain't some toy for you to play with.

Jack:  Me neither.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1617 on: March 28, 2009, 08:24:33 pm »

Where WAS Ennis going?




After reading the postcard that Jack was on his way, and a fishing trip was in the making, Ennis runs out to buy some lube, condiments, and some soup.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1618 on: March 28, 2009, 08:35:03 pm »





Alma: "tastes great"
Ennis: "less filling
Alma:  "tastes great"
Ennis:  "less filling"



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1619 on: March 28, 2009, 08:37:30 pm »

Bitchy Bobby





A tutor?!?!?!?!  are you freakin' kiddin' me?  The two of you are gonna tell me I need help!  You two are no Ozzie & Harriet, ya know!  Mom, you're so emotionally distant and cold, your bed may as well be on the South Pole!  And daddy, puhlease.  Ya think you could pick a partner who will actually say how they feel?  Between mom and your "fishing buddy" - oh yeah, by the way, come up with a better story- you may as well be deaf, for all the conversation they have with you.

Here's a news flash for y'all.....instead of getting me to a tutor, get yourselves to a therapist!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!