Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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"No horseback ridin' fer you Jack, you need to trim down a bit."

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"Aw c'mon Jack, bein' on bottom ain't that bad is it?  I can give ya a little spank once in a while to spice things up if ya like."

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"I'll give ya a special treat tonight if ya don't burn the beans."

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"He took all the goddamn towels again.  An' the shave cream."

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Unbeknownst to Ennis and Jack, little Nanette, the youngest lamb in the herd, is coordinating sheep movements with flicks of her ears in preparation for their first assault on the Light Furred One.

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Suddenly, one of the sheep breaks ranks for a quick bathroom break while the others move around in a quick pincer movement, signalling the beginning of the assault.

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Amid a sea of indistinguishable white faces, one of the sheep looks back to gauge the effectiveness of the first assault.  - "War of the Woollies, Part I"

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"Damn.  I counted over three hundred short-ear sheep... what do we do now, hire more dogs?"  (War of the Woolies Part II, Ennis Strikes Back)

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"Need more rocks, Jack.  We build a big enough bonfire we can keep them sheep back."

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Ennis and Jack spend the day sawing up logs to keep their bonfire sheep fence going through the night, in preparation for the next "Gas Assault."