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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #170 on: August 11, 2006, 04:34:41 am »


"No horseback ridin' fer you Jack, you need to trim down a bit."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #171 on: August 11, 2006, 04:35:08 am »


"Aw c'mon Jack, bein' on bottom ain't that bad is it?  I can give ya a little spank once in a while to spice things up if ya like."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #172 on: August 11, 2006, 04:35:34 am »


"I'll give ya a special treat tonight if ya don't burn the beans."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #173 on: August 11, 2006, 04:36:04 am »


"He took all the goddamn towels again.  An' the shave cream."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #174 on: August 11, 2006, 04:36:37 am »


Unbeknownst to Ennis and Jack, little Nanette, the youngest lamb in the herd, is coordinating sheep movements with flicks of her ears in preparation for their first assault on the Light Furred One.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #175 on: August 11, 2006, 04:37:12 am »


Suddenly, one of the sheep breaks ranks for a quick bathroom break while the others move around in a quick pincer movement, signalling the beginning of the assault.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #176 on: August 11, 2006, 04:37:42 am »


Amid a sea of indistinguishable white faces, one of the sheep looks back to gauge the effectiveness of the first assault.  - "War of the Woollies, Part I"
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #177 on: August 11, 2006, 04:38:20 am »


"Damn.  I counted over three hundred short-ear sheep... what do we do now, hire more dogs?"  (War of the Woolies Part II, Ennis Strikes Back)
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #178 on: August 11, 2006, 04:38:48 am »


"Need more rocks, Jack.  We build a big enough bonfire we can keep them sheep back."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #179 on: August 11, 2006, 04:39:17 am »


Ennis and Jack spend the day sawing up logs to keep their bonfire sheep fence going through the night, in preparation for the next "Gas Assault."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”