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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1750 on: April 20, 2009, 09:39:33 pm »




Twist, I wasn't paying to have the dogs babysit the sheep, while  you two stemmed the rose.






Bitch, please!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1751 on: April 20, 2009, 09:45:08 pm »



Jake 2:   Moooooommmmmm, Jake 1 got more ice cream than me!

Jake 1:  Bitch, please.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1752 on: April 20, 2009, 10:00:53 pm »




Reese:  "What's the matter, Jake?"

Jake:  "Shit, I left my blue parka at the cafĂ©!"



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1753 on: April 20, 2009, 10:05:10 pm »



L.D.:  Rodeo,  let the stud duck do the carvin'.





fayette (thinkin): stud duck, my ass!  Thees green beans have more girth than he does...


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1754 on: April 21, 2009, 02:10:44 am »


Jack:  Ennis, pull my finger.

Ennis:  Jack, I thought you said you was tired of beans.



Where is that photo from???
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1755 on: April 22, 2009, 06:24:20 pm »


Leprechaun:  Laddies and lassies, there ain't no pot 'o gold 'neath that rainbow!  All I can see is a pair of "3 dollar bills"!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1756 on: April 22, 2009, 06:32:26 pm »



mama, what's "slash?"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1757 on: April 22, 2009, 06:35:28 pm »



mama! Daddy won't share his jelly with me to put on my toast.  What flavor is "K Y" anyway?




She's got an active imagination, huh?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1758 on: April 22, 2009, 06:39:23 pm »





It's like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife....


Lyrics from "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1759 on: April 22, 2009, 06:48:39 pm »



Jenny: Daddy, each time you tell that bull ridin' story, I notice something different.

Ennis: Really?  That's inturestin'.  What did you notice this time?

Jenny: This time, I noticed you've got hair growing of your ears.  You need some tweezers.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!