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louisev · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:13:36 pm »

"Cut! Makeup - we need new sideburns on the set."

louisev · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:14:08 pm »

"Now listen... there isn't any sex in this scene Jake, I need you to focus!"

louisev · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:14:44 pm »

"No ma'am, he's always on top. Promise you that."

louisev · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:15:28 pm »

"Make you a deal. You stop playing that harmonica and I'll give you some liniment for your butt."

louisev · « **Reply #24 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:16:21 pm »

"No Alma, that ain't no erection. Just gotta pee is all."

louisev · « **Reply #25 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:16:58 pm »

"Outta my way asshole or I'll punch you right in the Chevy!"

louisev · « **Reply #26 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:17:35 pm »

"No ma'am, you're pretty enough and all, but you see my daddy... my daddy's one of those there "try-sexuals." No offense."

louisev · « **Reply #27 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:18:37 pm »

(Jack, thinking)"My brain hurts just watching that woman's lips move. Maybe I can start an accidental fire in the ashtray or sumthin."

louisev · « **Reply #28 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:19:14 pm »

"Seein' as how you're three sheets to the wind and all, you don't mind if I just strip down right here and jump your bones, do you?"

louisev · « **Reply #29 on:** August 10, 2006, 06:19:47 pm »

"Boy don't you be givin' me the hairy eyeball if you want any sugar tonight."

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