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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2240 on: January 24, 2012, 10:02:01 am »
Quote from: ifyoucantfixit on January 24, 2012, 09:53:08 am
Man that cake is a tall mountain.  Probably 0 calories, right?


Oh, I'm sure.....perfect for dieters!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2241 on: January 24, 2012, 10:02:55 am »




Cameron didn't think "First Night In Tent" was such a big deal to watch....










However, the deleted scene with the double-headed dildo was a different story.....


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2242 on: January 24, 2012, 10:04:14 am »

Alternate Universe

In an alternate universe, Ennis said "yes" to the sweet life, and he and Jack had a ceremony, and went on a honeymoon!

See that romantic trip to Rome as the hot sequal.........











Brokeback Fountain
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2243 on: January 24, 2012, 10:09:05 am »



Bobby:  I don't think your wig looks so good on me, Momma.

"Momma":  I keep telling you, I'm not your momma.  I'm Sinead O'Conner.



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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2244 on: January 24, 2012, 10:10:37 am »



Bobby:  Do you think it suits me, Momma?

Lureen:  You'll grow into it, you'll see.



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Bobby:  Momma, you were sooooo right!  You better work!!!!





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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2245 on: January 24, 2012, 10:13:45 am »



Husband:  That's ok honey, I'll just give Jack Twist a call.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2246 on: January 24, 2012, 10:14:46 am »




Alma shows a neighbor a pic she took when
she caught Jack and Ennis in the stairway.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2247 on: January 24, 2012, 10:16:07 am »



Mitt Romney:  Jack & Ennis were straight, they did not kiss on Brokeback,
                                    and finally, there was no tire iron, it really was an accident.

Newt Gingrich:  Bitch, please.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2248 on: January 24, 2012, 04:58:27 pm »



Mitt Romney:  Oh for Pete's sake, how can you say that Jack quit Ennis?

Newt Gingrich:  Well if he didn't, how the Hell do you explain Randall?

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2249 on: January 24, 2012, 05:00:30 pm »



Jack:  Well, look who decided to come crawling back to Texas. 
               Have anything to say for yourself?













Rick Perry:  I wish I knew how to quit you!

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