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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2390 on: January 24, 2015, 04:12:17 pm »



Jake:  Ummmm......Maggie, who are those people with the signs?

Maggie:  DCF and BetterMost members, protesting the Oscar snub of Nightcrawler.

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2391 on: January 24, 2015, 04:13:11 pm »



Jake:  You're seeing what I'm seeing, right?

Maggie:  Yeah, I see Taylor following you, she's probably looking for new material for the next CD.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2392 on: January 24, 2015, 04:13:50 pm »






Ennis : She looks kinda nice.

Jack :  But no fashion sense.  Socks and sandals??  Puh-lease!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2393 on: January 24, 2015, 04:14:41 pm »




Jack:  Hey Ennis, remember when you wuz a kid, and used to blow bubbles?

Ennis:  Yup.

Jack:   Ran into him yesterday, he said to say "hi!".
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2394 on: January 24, 2015, 04:15:23 pm »





Jack:  Just so ya know, she blows more than bubbles.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2395 on: March 19, 2015, 07:05:39 pm »


Red bunny:   You know I ain't chocolate.

Blue bunny:  Me neither!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2396 on: March 19, 2015, 07:38:41 pm »
Aww....cute!   :laugh:
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2397 on: May 27, 2015, 08:45:03 am »
After the decision in Ireland, Jack decides to order himself some new boots.



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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2398 on: May 27, 2015, 08:46:42 am »



Jack:  Ya sure you don't want to go to Ireland?  I hear they make good cakes there.














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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2399 on: June 11, 2015, 09:34:00 pm »


bitch please



ma twist: you want a cup a coffee, dontcha? piece a cherry cake?



ennis: Is the coffee fresh ground with some chicory, to bring out the flavor of the beans?
                 That's how Martha Stewart makes it.



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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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