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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2490 on: April 24, 2023, 06:12:27 am »
Before I post, I must preface that this one was inspired by Jimmy (gnash) on UBF


The first picture with Ma Twist was Jimmy's idea.  The two pics that followed were my response to it.







the wrong wranch



confused woman:  who are you? we?ve never had
a son named jack! we only have one daughter
named brenda, and she lives in casper now.













Brenda:  Hi mom!   Just wanted to drop
by and introduce you and dad to Dylan, we've
been seeing each other for a while now.

Who is he?





Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2491 on: July 01, 2023, 08:23:27 pm »



Welcome home, Jack!  It's nice to meet your friend.  I was just about to cut some cake.  You want whipped cream on top?





Actually, ma'am, Jack likes me on top.







Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2492 on: July 11, 2023, 02:22:32 pm »
Good one, Chuck!  :laugh:
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2493 on: March 17, 2024, 06:17:27 pm »






Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2494 on: March 17, 2024, 06:17:57 pm »







Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2495 on: March 17, 2024, 06:18:41 pm »










Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2496 on: March 17, 2024, 06:19:23 pm »




Wanna cuppa coffee, doncha?  Piece of cherry cake?
















Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2497 on: March 23, 2024, 09:39:51 am »



So, who used to cook when you two were up on Brokeback?





Jack did, mostly.  One time he offered to make eggs for breakfast, and I flipped him over, easy, and said "That's how I like my Jack!"

He stopped makin eggs after that.







Slut!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2498 on: March 24, 2024, 06:44:01 pm »




Ennis: Apparently, Aguirre hired us a cook

Jack: Any reason why?












Irina Slutskaya: Yehaw fellas!  Aguirre thought y'all were gonna stave up here, since neither of ya can work a can opener!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2499 on: March 24, 2024, 06:44:33 pm »




Ennis: We got another new person on the team.

Jack: What are they supposed to do?










Philipe Candeloro: Howdy Pardners!  Aguirre said you both needed help pitching a tent, so, here I am!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!