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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2006, 06:34:53 pm »


"This is how its gonna go, see.  "I'm on top.  Hunert percent.  No dirty talk, and no girl clothes or makeup.  Got it?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2006, 06:35:37 pm »


"Say Ennis... you seen my drawers?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2006, 06:36:08 pm »


"Hey gimme some more a that... I ain't quite fucked up enough to get your jokes."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2006, 06:36:45 pm »


"Yee haw! I'm count Jackula, and I'm going to suck your - uh... right... man am I drunk."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2006, 06:37:18 pm »


"Fuck-ups, eh?  Well your Daddy was half right."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2006, 06:37:51 pm »


"Say how you doin over there Ennis, feelin a bit woozy, light-headed at all?  Want some more whiskey?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2006, 06:38:50 pm »


"What the heck is Astro-glide?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2006, 06:39:19 pm »


"If I have too many more of those beans I can't be responsible for what happens next."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2006, 06:40:10 pm »


"This is my second time up on Brokeback.  Tell you what -- don't ever have sex with none a them sheep. You can't never wash their smell off after."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2006, 06:40:42 pm »


"That is just the cutest mole over your lip, makes me just want ta nibble it off -- oh shit, here comes motor mouth."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”