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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #530 on: September 03, 2006, 01:06:38 pm »
God: "You think this is a neat miracle; you should see what the short story inside does!"
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"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #531 on: September 03, 2006, 01:18:20 pm »
OMG Louise, some of these are so hilarious.  I will plow through every page over time.  Thank you so much for all the effort you spent in posting these one by one.  These are really a treat.  Clarissa

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #532 on: September 03, 2006, 01:22:22 pm »
Ennis thinking: Still can't believe I left my heart--I mean, shirt--up there.

(variation stolen from TWO different DCs)
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #533 on: September 03, 2006, 01:26:28 pm »
Ellemeno: maybe you only liked Louise's--but the last 20 or so were mine...

I didn't think they ALL had to be funny...

Bye. *sob*--NO I'M NOT CALLING YOU A SONOFABITCH! I have been up all night, so I don't know what's funny, or even important anymore, so maybe most of the picture caps are terrible. Read B73's  "Union Pacific," and half of her "Signal Crossing" all puns to be considered...but liike her poetry even better.

HEY--gotta do another cap, cause I'm taking up space!
Aguirre:"Did you know that even very near-or-farsighted people can adjust even old binoculars so that they can see perfectly without glasses? Now if that's funny, I'll EAT it...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #534 on: September 03, 2006, 11:45:53 pm »
Julie thinking:hey...c'n I have a turn? Just a little one......
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #535 on: September 04, 2006, 12:43:57 am »
Jack, thinking: Wouldn't mind this one stinking like cat piss so much, if the other one didn't smell like Ennis
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #536 on: September 04, 2006, 01:51:50 am »
I am hooked on this thread!  Thank you, Louise, for starting it.  I was practically falling out of my chair on some of yours.  And Jpwagoneer and Twisted Dude, Louise may have started this, but you have both taken the concept and run with it.  I check here every day to get my daily humor fix.  Thank you!
What Jack remembered and craved in a way he could neither help nor understand was the time that distant summer on Brokeback when Ennis had come up behind him and pulled him close, the silent embrace satisfying some shared and sexless hunger.   -Annie Proulx (Icon by alighttofollow)

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #537 on: September 04, 2006, 02:29:30 am »
Ellemeno: maybe you only liked Louise's--but the last 20 or so were mine...

Julie, thanks for letting me know this post of yours was here, so I could respond.  I've only read like the first four pages of this thread so far, and I am pretty sure they were all Louise's.  I look forward to seeing yours and others too as I move through the thread.  I didn't mean to slight anyone. :)  Clarissa

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #538 on: September 04, 2006, 11:57:32 am »


"Sweetheart, sayin 'giddyap Jack' just really kills the mood."

This one is genius!
"He was very afraid of being hurt. He was afraid of opening up in case it was turned around and used against him."


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0VVoScBd4k

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #539 on: September 04, 2006, 12:41:33 pm »
muah.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”