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« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2006, 06:41:18 pm »


"Gotta go Junior, Daddy's off to play peekaboo with your uncle Jack.  I mean fish."
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« Reply #61 on: August 10, 2006, 06:41:50 pm »


"Dang, $39.99.  You'd think for that price we'd get a double bed and a whirlpool bath."
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« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2006, 06:42:28 pm »
OMG  :laugh:  Louise those are some of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.  Keep it up, wait til David sees this thread...HE"S gonna LOVE it!  OK gotta go now, going to have to wash off the lemonade I just spewed all over my monitor  ::)
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« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2006, 06:42:52 pm »


Jack, whispering, "Ennis, she ain't gonna cut my balls off or nothin is she?"
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« Reply #64 on: August 10, 2006, 06:43:30 pm »


Ennis, thinking:  "Okay, first we shake hands, then go out for a beer, then ... nah, first I give him a big hug then we go get a bottle of whiskey and make out for a while... nah, skip the beer, get the bottle of whiskey and toss him in the back of the truck. That works."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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« Reply #65 on: August 10, 2006, 06:44:04 pm »


"Ennis for goodness sake don't pee in the sink."
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« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2006, 06:44:40 pm »


"Well looky there, little Bobby has two arms and two legs just like his grandpa."
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« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2006, 06:45:08 pm »


"Alma, don't cross me when I'm horny."
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« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2006, 06:45:39 pm »


(Jack, thinking)"Whoo hoo, titties! Now what the hell do I do?"
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« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2006, 06:46:15 pm »


"You look like you got two arms and two legs.  And my daddy's got a whole lotta money.  Wanna go somewhere private?"
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