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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #700 on: September 13, 2006, 02:25:40 pm »
I posted thiis post on the Vintage Baseball Card Form, and got 40 reponses Click on limk below to see what some basebalpl card nerds thougyht of it][/b]
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Ennis: What's this--picture in your wallet?
Jack: Oh that thing--I got it from my pa--said he got it from his pa...I duuno. Pretty, ain't he?
Ennis: Yeah. Jack, this isn't a photograph; it's a painting, or somethin'. You can see the layers a paint. Bet it's a hundred years old...
Jack: Yeah, maybe. I just kept it cause it's pretty. Like a--movie star, er somethin' Probably ought to throw it away...
Ennis: 'Keefe...' never heard a that one...wonder if it's worth anythin?
Jack: naw...think my pa'd give me somethin worth somethin?
« Last Edit: September 22, 2006, 04:31:42 pm by twistedude »
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #701 on: September 13, 2006, 08:33:08 pm »
"Sitting Still"--AU

Ennis: (has a really old song going around in his head, but it's chauvenistic words and neat tune have never--even now--gone out of favor, and you can still hear it in jukeboxes. He has NO intention of singng it; he has NO intention of saying the words. It is just in his head.

You can dance, you can dance all night neath the pale moonlight
go and have your fun. Laugh and sing,
But while we're apart, don't give your heart to anyone
And don't forget who's takin' you home, and in whose arms you gonna be,
So darlin,' save the last dance for me.


Jack: Penny for your thoughts, Friend.
Ennis: Nothin'...I just had this dumb old song goin' around in my head...bout dancin' (laughs) I can't dance to save my life...
Jack: (smiles old smile to go with old song) Ain't it funny how you can take a really dumb song and put it together with thge right person, and it gets GREAT?
Ennis (still afraid Jack will ask him to SING the song, which he's not about to do)
Yeah. It is.
Jack: So, Ennis?
Ennis: What?
Jack: Save the last dance for me?
Ennis: shit....Jack Fuckin' Twist...
« Last Edit: September 24, 2006, 11:29:55 pm by twistedude »
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #702 on: September 14, 2006, 12:36:55 pm »
Ennis thinking:

Ah use ta ride on this ridge to Brokeback, they musta moved it.
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #703 on: September 14, 2006, 01:21:44 pm »
Ennis thinking:

Betcha Jack has the same problem with women folk not leaving him alone, handsome as ah mug as he got. That's why he's seeing that ranchers wife. Hope he don't get himself shot
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« Last Edit: September 14, 2006, 04:36:46 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #704 on: September 14, 2006, 04:35:45 pm »
Jake: I will not giggle this time; I will not giggle this time; I will not giggle this time...

(he giggled 11 times in a row...)
« Last Edit: September 14, 2006, 04:38:05 pm by twistedude »
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« Reply #705 on: September 14, 2006, 04:56:56 pm »
Course I want ya to come with me. Just cause I said in the trailer "Now that were gonna be workin' together, it's about time we started drinkin' together" but not in the film doesn't mean I don't want ya to come.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2006, 08:24:25 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #706 on: September 14, 2006, 07:14:23 pm »



On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
--Kenny Rogers
« Last Edit: September 15, 2006, 12:46:52 am by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #707 on: September 15, 2006, 11:46:17 am »
Jack, loudly:Whadaya mean, L.D.--'Boys should watch football. You want your son to grow up to be a man, don't you, daughter?" Football is a horrible game, and I wouldn't watch it if I was straight! So sit drown, you old sonofabitch, before I kick your ignorant ass into next week!
« Last Edit: September 15, 2006, 11:50:24 am by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #708 on: September 15, 2006, 11:58:49 am »
Lureen, thinking: I think that was a touchdown, Jack...
« Last Edit: September 15, 2006, 02:28:17 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #709 on: September 15, 2006, 12:36:18 pm »
Ang: No Heath ya can't be in this Scene!

Heath: But I was thinking if Ennis came back to have sneak at his mate.

Ang: No!

Heath: Can't I at least watch?

Ang: No! Jake gets all......flustered
« Last Edit: September 20, 2006, 02:42:33 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.