Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[Kay-Nasty]

Ennis: "Hey Jack, how would I look with stunna shades on?"
Jack: "Huh?"

[Kay-Nasty]

Ennis: "Uh Jack, what's with the caterpillar on your face?"
Jack: *Glares at Ennis* "You sonofawhoreson bitch! It's called a mustache. I am tryin' somethin' new."
Ennis: "Hmmm... *rolls eyes* "

[Kay-Nasty]

Jack: *to himself* "Ugh. These pants do not complement my figure."
Ennis: *to himself* "Ooo... but it's lookin' good from here, buddy."
Jack: "Huh?"
Ennis: "Hunh?"

[Kay-Nasty]

Jack: *a disappointed look at Ennis*
Ennis: "Aww Jack, don't look right now. I know its small, but only cuz its just so cold out here. I've... I've got SHRINKAGE!"
Jack: "Oh, well if that's the only problem, perhaps I can warm you up."
Ennis: "Hunh?"
Jack: "Don't gimme that bullshit. You know where..." *wink wink*
Ennis: “Hmmm…”

[Kay-Nasty]

*To honor my best buddy Demi *

Ennis: "Hey Jack, you know, we could do it on the floor together"
Jack: "Or in the shower."
Ennis: "Or on top of my dresser."
Jack: "Or on your dining room table?"
Ennis: "Hunh? I don't think so! That's where my children eat. You Jack Nasty..."

[Brokeback_Dev]

hysterical Kay-Nasty.   everyone did good

[Vic]

"Huh? Jack??? I coulda sworn it was the best p***y I ever had."

[Vic]

Jack, thinking: "I miss Ennis stepping on my toes. "

[Vic]

Ennis, thinking: "Hmm, this horsey needs a weenie and maybe a nice rounded ass like Jack..."

[Vic]

"Let me think... I've been watching boys up here for 15 years, at 4 months a year, fornicating
at least 3 times a day, that would make... eh... dang, left my adding machine at the trailer."