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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1870 on: August 19, 2009, 09:35:38 am »


Ennis:  I'll tell the Basque 'no more chilli.'


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1871 on: August 19, 2009, 09:36:35 am »


Ennis:  It's not just your breath that's hot!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1872 on: August 19, 2009, 03:44:02 pm »




Texas?? Texas??!!  You been to Texas Jack Fucking Twist? Cause I heard what they got in Texas for boys like you....
And it ain't raining money or flowing whiskey......They got Texas Gates is what they got!!!   

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1873 on: August 19, 2009, 03:51:17 pm »

For Monika:




The next day when Jack returned to Moose Mountain,
to lie down at the same spot and tell Ennis that maybe,
after all, he was  queer, at least a little;
there was nothing there! The whole mountain was gone!!!
And Jack wondered, how the hell did these fanatic Brokies manage to remove a whole mountain
in just one night...

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1874 on: August 19, 2009, 03:54:32 pm »




Texas?? Texas??!!  You been to Texas Jack Fucking Twist? Cause I heard what they got in Texas for boys like you....
And it ain't raining money or flowing whiskey......They got Texas Gates is what they got!!!   


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1875 on: August 19, 2009, 03:56:55 pm »

For Monika:




The next day when Jack returned to Moose Mountain,
to lie down at the same spot and tell Ennis that maybe,
after all, he was  queer, at least a little;
there was nothing there! The whole mountain was gone!!!
And Jack wondered, how the hell did these fanatic Brokies manage to remove a whole mountain in one night...


*LOL!!!!*



piece of advice - go to Canada now before it´s too late...

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1876 on: August 19, 2009, 03:59:52 pm »
That was the best laughing fit I've had in a long time.....  ;)

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1877 on: August 19, 2009, 04:21:22 pm »
That was the best laughing fit I've had in a long time.....  ;)
Well Sonja, you better start exercise your laughing muscle's so you're in tip top shape in Stockholm.... :laugh:.....because I truly believe we will laugh a lot  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ennis.....always Ennis.....

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1878 on: August 19, 2009, 04:31:27 pm »
Well Sonja, you better start exercise your laughing muscle's so you're in tip top shape in Stockholm.... :laugh:.....because I truly believe we will laugh a lot  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I'm convinced we will!!!

Can't wait!!!!!


Did you book your ticket yet?

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1879 on: August 20, 2009, 04:13:32 pm »



Ennis: This doens't feel right, Jack......you think we've forgotten something?

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