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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2450 on: September 22, 2018, 04:46:37 pm »




Lureen:  What do you mean, 'Who's the father'?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2451 on: September 22, 2018, 04:47:07 pm »




Lureen:  No, Jack, I've never seen the Maury Povich show.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2452 on: September 22, 2018, 04:47:34 pm »



Initially, Jack was happy when he heard Ennis had come out, and was ready to be
open with who he was, and that he had a surprise for Jack

However, that happiness ended when Ennis' surprise turned out to be the idea
of starting a three some.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2453 on: September 22, 2018, 04:48:16 pm »



Jack:  Ya know, Ennis, when you said you wanted to use a video camera,
          I was open to that.  I didn't think you'd have a whole crew with you.
          Oh, and the guy with the fuzzy dildo on a stick has to go!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2454 on: October 24, 2018, 04:23:13 pm »







Sophia:  Why are we watching this movie again?

Dorothy:  Because we're still behind the UBF members and the amount of times they've watched it!

Blanche:   Besides, Jack and Ennis together are hot!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2455 on: October 24, 2018, 04:23:44 pm »






Aunt Harriet thought she was enjoying
watching Brokeback Mountain, until she
realized she rented the wrong movie
and had been watching Blazing Saddles.




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!