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You "GoGirl"
« on: November 15, 2009, 01:43:27 pm »

New *ahem* stocking stuffer just in time for the holidays.  While handy, I wonder if it includes instructions on how to undress discreetly.

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 01:56:17 pm »
I have one of these....! Well mine is a Pee She but its the same product just a different brand!

Good for festivals!! And it can be done fairly discretly!

Its funny how brokie world collides, Celeste (Yaapadar) also mentioned this on her Facebook page a few days ago!!
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 05:31:00 pm »
Funny, I saw this thing for the first time just the other day.

Well, a pic of it on the computer.

I'm thinking of buying one, it seems to be very handy.

Not only for outdoors, also for public, filthy toilets.

And as a present for elderly women, who have difficulties to get up from a too low toilet, and hence are afraid of going anywhere at all.

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 06:01:18 pm »
Funny, I saw this thing for the first time just the other day.

Well, a pic of it on the computer.

I'm thinking of buying one, it seems to be very handy.

Not only for outdoors, also for public, filthy toilets.

And as a present for elderly women, who have difficulties to get up from a too low toilet, and hence are afraid of going anywhere at all.
I bought my mom a similar for exactly those reasons. Wonderful thing really  ;)
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 06:05:16 pm »
TMI alert..













It takes a bit of practice not to dribble, so try it out in the shower a few times!
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 03:56:50 pm »

It takes a bit of practice not to dribble, so try it out in the shower a few times!

Ok. Thanks for the warning!  ;)

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2009, 07:02:56 pm »
And as a present for elderly women, who have difficulties to get up from a too low toilet, and hence are afraid of going anywhere at all.

I'd wish I'd know about this earlier!  :-\

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2009, 09:50:41 pm »
It takes a bit of practice not to dribble, so try it out in the shower a few times!

 :o :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 12:02:28 am »

It takes a bit of practice not to dribble, so try it out in the shower a few times!
 :o :laugh:

How does the saying go?  No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.  ;D

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2009, 05:09:42 am »
:o :laugh:

I did warn of TMI!!!   :P

How does the saying go?  No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.  ;D

 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2009, 07:25:30 am »
How does the saying go?  No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.  ;D


OMG!  That's hysterical!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 04:23:52 pm »
:o :laugh:

Yeah, well Chuckie, it's easy for you to say, isn't it??

What we need to buy and learn how to use, you are already born with!!!  >:(


 ;) ;D

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 04:24:56 pm »
How does the saying go?  No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.  ;D

 ;D ;D

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 04:28:55 pm »
No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants

OMG!  That's hysterical!

Yeah, well Chuckie, it's easy for you to say, isn't it??

What we need to buy and learn how to use, you are already born with!!!  >:(
;) ;D

B-b-b-but I heard that from guys!  They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.   ;D :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2009, 04:31:22 pm »
B-b-b-but I heard that from guys!  They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.   ;D :laugh: :laugh:


What they  need to learn is how to use toilet paper!!!    ::)


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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2009, 04:33:01 pm »
B-b-b-but I heard that from guys!  They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.   ;D :laugh: :laugh:
you know, I´ve always wondered about that  :laugh:

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2009, 04:38:45 pm »

What they  need to learn is how to use toilet paper!!!    ::)
 :laugh:

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I actually suggested this to an old BF once, serious as a heart attack, and he thought I was insane to even suggest it.  They're MEN, they don't submit to the tyranny and humiliation - apparently - of needing toilet paper when they pee!!!

Nature DESIGNED men to pee in the woods and then wander off.  Only decadent, weak women need toilet paper, that's why they invented civilization.   :laugh: 8) :laugh:

Thankfully our conversation was private otherwise people might have hauled us both off to the looney bin.  It was hysterical.

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2009, 04:52:41 pm »
 They're MEN, they don't submit to the tyranny and humiliation - apparently - of needing toilet paper when they pee!!!

Nature DESIGNED men to pee in the woods and then wander off.  Only decadent, weak women need toilet paper, that's why they invented civilization.   :laugh: 8) :laugh:


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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2009, 05:07:58 pm »
B-b-b-but I heard that from guys!  They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.   ;D :laugh: :laugh:

One small correction, they're not "tidy-whities".....they're "tighty-whities", because instead of beling loose fitting like boxers, they lie against your skinn.

As for hearing that from guys, I've never heard that before! 

I have heard guys say "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."

 :laugh: :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2009, 05:12:23 pm »
One small correction, they're not "tidy-whities".....they're "tighty-whities", because instead of beling loose fitting like boxers, they lie against your skin.

Thanks for the correction, I wasn't sure.  Hmmm, as for fit...maybe my guys needed to throw theirs away?  They were always saggy, loose and not fitted at all.  I had to get some of them to wear bikini briefs to get a nice tight fit.  They all preferred them after I made them switch.

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I have heard guys say "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."

 :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2009, 08:42:31 pm »
Thanks for the correction, I wasn't sure.  Hmmm, as for fit...maybe my guys needed to throw theirs away?  They were always saggy, loose and not fitted at all.  I had to get some of them to wear bikini briefs to get a nice tight fit.  They all preferred them after I made them switch.

I would assume they were a size too big, or they were so old they needed to be replaced.

 :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2009, 04:32:53 am »
Must be as I´ve always thought then; commando is the way to go