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Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« on: December 01, 2009, 12:18:32 pm »
I do care enough to send the very best.

However, my definition of "best" doesn't match Hallmark.


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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 12:18:51 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 12:19:09 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 12:19:30 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 12:19:48 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 12:20:12 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 12:20:42 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 12:21:26 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2009, 07:24:46 pm »
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Too much to do. . .I don't have time to get old!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 05:40:47 am »
 :laugh:

Like it ;D.


But I don't understand this one: