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Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« on: December 01, 2009, 12:18:32 pm »
I do care enough to send the very best.

However, my definition of "best" doesn't match Hallmark.


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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 12:18:51 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 12:19:09 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 12:19:30 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2009, 12:19:48 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 12:20:12 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 12:20:42 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2009, 12:21:26 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2009, 07:24:46 pm »
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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 05:40:47 am »
 :laugh:

Like it ;D.


But I don't understand this one:



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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2009, 05:40:30 pm »
But I don't understand this one:

"Tap that" is slang for saying you would "do" someone.

The elf is basically saying he'd fuck Mrs. Claus.


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2009, 06:00:16 pm »
Tnx for explaining Chuck, I didn't get it either.

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2009, 06:02:36 pm »
Tnx for explaining Chuck, I didn't get it either.

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Re: Cards You WON'T Find At Hallmark!
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 06:31:36 pm »
I first heard "tap" used in the movie Knocked Up.  Craig Robinson's character said it about (and to) Leslie Mann's character, when he was the bouncer/doorman at the hip club, and she is the "old" woman trying to get in.  He says something like, "Personally, I'd love to tap that ass, but I'm only allowed to let young women in the club."