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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2006, 12:59:56 pm »
I must admit this guy is hilarious - and the fact that he mentioned the Cloonster and his Gawker-Stawker showdown cracks me up (as I mentioned the same thing in an earlier post on this thread).

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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2006, 11:56:56 pm »
I had bookmarked this website but just now remembered to go to it. TOO FUNNY! I love it.
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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2006, 06:03:43 pm »
Check out todays installment! They are now acusing a dog of stalking Jake! LOL This is "Piss your self laughing" stuff. I laughed at this almost as much as I laughed at Sheyne's subtitles post, I repeat ALMOST. Nothing can beat "Brokeback Through The Looking Glass" thread on the funniness scale! :D
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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2006, 06:58:25 pm »
Look what some nutcase put on the comments bit:*Cough* wasn't me! *shifty eyes*

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I am loving all your work on this blog! Finally a place where us stalkers can be safe. We are always given bad press, I mean we are not all knife weilding maniacs (although some of us are) who are hell bent on getting a sniff of Jake....although that would be nice! *Stares in to the sky and dreams* Anyway getting back to the subject, it is great to see Jake back in the public eye again, although it is not good that he is ignoring his mother! We should be praising her, after all she did make Jake. But Jake does seem more interested in that parking meter! I wonder how much it costs to buy a parking meter from the LA council?....Back off bitches it was my idea, I am going to fly over there tomorrow and steal it, I mean who is going to miss a tiny little parking meter, after all Jake did stare at it! .......If the police ask I was never here.I can't believe they are still after me for stealing Jake's normal length socks. Anyway good day to you fellow wackos I am going to get my self a parking meter!

I do believe this is my funniest comment on there yet! Well that is what you get when I am in a stupid mood and you get me talking about Jake! ;D
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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2006, 07:29:51 pm »
Okay, enough of this Jake Gyllenhaal talk-I have enough trouble managing my Brokeback Mountain obsession-I dont need more!!

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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2006, 05:10:48 pm »
Bumping this. Just checked it and there's some funny new updates.
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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2006, 05:21:52 pm »
ummm Becky....The authorities might come after you for being a stalker without realizing you live miles away in the U.K  :)

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« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2006, 06:20:09 pm »
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ummm Becky....The authorities might come after you for being a stalker without realizing you live miles away in the U.K

LOL Now that would be funny! Yeah they will be searching all over LA for a Miss Twist! And I will be sat at home screaming, "I am right here!"  :laugh:
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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2006, 09:05:16 am »
Becky had her chance at Lecister Square for BAFTA. That's so much closer then most of us have ever gotten to Jack Twist...   I would have barrelled thru, "Hey, I just wanta take your picture. Can u put on this black cowboy hat."

By the way, is he going to be clean-cut in Zodiac. Do not like the "SERPICO" look!

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Re: NEW SITE ABOUT JAKE GYLLENHAAL... CHECK IT OUT
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2006, 11:36:56 am »
Like some else said, some sites seem pretty 'stalker-ish' but this is at least humourous..
Anyone read the section:
"WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF, OH OH OH "..LOL!!

It's hilarious.. ;D