Rich and I often called each other "Country Mouse" and "City Mouse". He would always kid me about being "city" and not knowing about farm and country life.
One of the times I went to visit Rich & Gene, we were out on a drive. Rich and Gene in the front seats, and me in the back.
As we were driving around, we passed a large hill on the left. It had a bunch of cows on it, grazing, and this conversation happens:
Rich: "Chuck, you see those cows there?"
Chuck: "Yeah"
Rich: "Those are Mountain Cows. They're specially bred to have the legs on one side shorter than the legs on the other, so they can stand on the hill and be level when they eat the grass."
Chuck: *Looks, tilts head to the side* "Ummmm....but when they turn around, don't they flop over?"
Rich & Gene:
Gene: Chuck buddy, I was watching you in the mirror, and I could see the gears turning in your head while you were thinking about that.