There's more!! "Found in Mom's Basement"(Again, you can't make this stuff up!)http://www.divinecaroline.com/33669/84173-vintage-ads--translation--sex-appeal-
If you have a frank, obviously you need a coke, too--http://marcovilla.instablogs.com/entry/unintentionally-homoerotic-ads/
Yes, we all wonder exactly how the Frankenfurter lost its skin.
this looks more like an add warning kids not to accept gifts from strangers