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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5602943 times)

Offline Toast

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"U" is unappetizingness
« Reply #11410 on: February 23, 2007, 01:25:51 am »
Jack Twist seems to dislike beans because of the unappetizingness of both the beans and the consumer of the beans.
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"V" is vitamin
« Reply #11411 on: February 23, 2007, 01:33:32 am »
The potentially gassy consequences of eating beans are outweighed by their being a great source of vitamin B and iron.

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Thanks again.
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"W" is warms
« Reply #11412 on: February 23, 2007, 09:43:11 am »
Since the idea of warmed-up beans every day leaves Jack cold, Ennis gradually warms up to the idea of killing an elk, hoping he doesn't get in hot water for doing it.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 09:57:13 am by Memento »
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"X" is xpel
« Reply #11413 on: February 23, 2007, 09:46:26 am »
One of the gases that enthusiastic consumers of beans may xpel is methane.  It is advisable to stay away from an open flame.
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Round 422!
« Reply #11414 on: February 23, 2007, 09:46:57 am »
Round 422!
Beans or Elk?
It's up to you.

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"A" is alternate
« Reply #11415 on: February 23, 2007, 09:53:12 am »
Instead of killing one of Joe's sheep as Jack suggested, Ennis came up with an alternate solution to the food problem:  killing an elk.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 09:57:34 am by Fran »
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"B" is bitten
« Reply #11416 on: February 23, 2007, 10:20:07 am »
Ennis had gone ahead and bitten the bullet when he shot the elk, biting off as much as he could chew.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 11:29:42 am by Memento »
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"C" is charred
« Reply #11417 on: February 23, 2007, 10:21:51 am »
There was drip-drying elk on the rack, but charred elk on the grill.  Yum.
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"D" is dolce
« Reply #11418 on: February 23, 2007, 12:11:52 pm »
There are worse ways for an elk to go than by being dispatched by a hot cowboy while enjoying his dolce far niente.

def. = sweet leisure time
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"E" is elated
« Reply #11419 on: February 23, 2007, 12:35:22 pm »
The two hot cowboys were elated with the alternate solution of dispatching, charring and biting off as much as they could chew of the elk.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 02:05:21 pm by Toast »
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