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The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)
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Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post) (Read 5489705 times)
Meryl
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There's no reins on this one....
"J" is jillion
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Reply #12720 on:
April 22, 2007, 05:06:34 pm »
If you can't stand having to tug at your mom's skirt a
jillion
times to get her attention, just pull a jar of peanuts from the bottom of a big stack and watch them crash to the floor. Fixed!
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Ich bin ein Brokie...
memento
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"L" is lessen
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Reply #12721 on:
April 22, 2007, 08:10:02 pm »
When you want to
lessen
your involvement with your girlfriend, stop answering her calls and notes, continue eating your pie when confronted by her in a bus station and say: "Was probably no fun anyway, was I?" Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 22, 2007, 08:42:44 pm by Memento
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Fran
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"M" is misinformation
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Reply #12722 on:
April 22, 2007, 11:30:14 pm »
Worried about your wife finding out about your secret love? Fill her head with
misinformation
. Fixed!
=compliment=
Meryl
I love your "J" post.
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Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 09:38:49 am by Fran
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southendmd
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well, I won't
"N" is naughtier
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Reply #12723 on:
April 23, 2007, 08:29:57 am »
When you're having a lovely fourth of July picnic with your family and you can't stand listening to bikers' words which are getting
naughtier
and
naughtier
, exchange a few pleasantries and then make them see fireworks. Fixed!
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memento
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"O" is ounce
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Reply #12724 on:
April 23, 2007, 10:56:11 am »
When you want more bounce for your
ounce
, drink three or four beers before dancing with the woman who accosted you on the way to the men's room. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 11:02:14 am by Memento
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Fran
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"P" is peroxide
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Reply #12725 on:
April 23, 2007, 11:43:45 am »
Tired of your hair color and wondering if blondes really do have more fun? Experiment with
peroxide
. Fixed!
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Meryl
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There's no reins on this one....
"R" is rupturing
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Reply #12726 on:
April 23, 2007, 12:17:22 pm »
When you can't stand picking up one more sheep for fear of
rupturing
yourself, grab its back legs and drag the beastie where it needs to go. Fixed!
=aside=
Fran
Thanks!
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Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 12:26:12 pm by Meryl
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Ich bin ein Brokie...
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"S" is swallows
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Reply #12727 on:
April 23, 2007, 12:29:22 pm »
When your wife asks who your former lover is, you tell her he's a "fishing buddy" and hope she
swallows
it hook, line and sinker. Temporarily fixed!
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Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 12:35:10 pm by Memento
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southendmd
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well, I won't
"T" is toss
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Reply #12728 on:
April 23, 2007, 01:06:07 pm »
When you can't stand waiting for your cowboy liaisonnaire whilst wearing your best shirt, be sure to smoke your brains out and
toss
back as many beers as possible. Fixed!
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Fran
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"U" is unappreciated
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Reply #12729 on:
April 23, 2007, 01:09:01 pm »
If after a 14-hour drive you're feeling particularly
unappreciated
and desolate because your lover would rather spend the weekend with his daughters than with you, a trip to Mexico will lift your spirits. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 02:21:25 pm by Fran
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The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)