Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5559801 times)

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"W" is well-bred
« Reply #18320 on: November 12, 2008, 12:15:55 pm »
On Thanksgiving, Jack was going to break bread with his not very well-bred father-in-law.

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Round 736!
« Reply #18321 on: November 12, 2008, 12:39:27 pm »
Round 736!

More Parenting!

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"A" is assaulted
« Reply #18322 on: November 12, 2008, 01:28:23 pm »
As Ennis physically assaulted one of the obnoxious bikers, Alma made sure that Alma Jr. and Jenny were a safe distance away.

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"B" is bred
« Reply #18323 on: November 12, 2008, 02:08:35 pm »
On Thanksgiving, Jack was going to break bread with his poorly bred father-in-law.


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"C" is carver
« Reply #18324 on: November 12, 2008, 04:24:13 pm »
L.D. tried to upend Jack's position as turkey carver, but Jack regained the title.

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"D" is differently
« Reply #18325 on: November 12, 2008, 05:14:16 pm »
During a traumatic toilet-training incident, Jack noticed that he had been cut differently than his father, who "had some extra material."
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"E" is extracted
« Reply #18326 on: November 12, 2008, 07:07:02 pm »
LD extracted the carving implements from Jack, but Jack extracted his revenge.

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"F" is fed-up
« Reply #18327 on: November 12, 2008, 07:46:41 pm »
After dinner, Alma Jr. and Jenny run after their fed-up father who is storming out the door so he can hit the sauce.

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"G" is genitally
« Reply #18328 on: November 12, 2008, 08:04:50 pm »
Jack noticed that his father was genitally intact while he had been cut differently, "like you'd crop a ear or scorch a brand."

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"H" is hushed
« Reply #18329 on: November 13, 2008, 02:30:27 pm »
Ma Newsome sat hushed and hairsprayed during the Thanksgiving debacle.