Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 2819861 times)

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"L" is leakage
« Reply #22870 on: April 10, 2014, 04:47:59 pm »
When they came down from their solitude on Brokeback, there was rain in the air and Ennis wore a yellow raincoat to prevent any leakage.

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"M" is mainspring
« Reply #22871 on: April 10, 2014, 07:00:55 pm »
Before Aguirre tosses Ennis the cheap watch, he first winds up the mainspring.

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"N" is nutsack
« Reply #22872 on: April 14, 2014, 12:21:31 am »
After comparing the nutsack of the coyote he just shot to a pair of apples, Ennis solicited Jack for some hot water to perform ablutions on his own.
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"O" is odontology
« Reply #22873 on: April 14, 2014, 02:28:11 pm »
Had Jack only had the money for it, his problem with buckteeth could most likely have been solved with the help of odontology.

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"P" is parasol
« Reply #22874 on: April 15, 2014, 01:41:26 pm »
When the boys are out in the sun, their cowboy hats serve as a parasol.

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"R" is restroom
« Reply #22875 on: April 15, 2014, 04:00:33 pm »
There were no facilities up on Brokeback, but it was so desolate, they didn't need a restroom. They could just go behind a tree.

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"S" is slough
« Reply #22876 on: April 19, 2014, 01:22:10 pm »
Jack was able to slough off L. D.'s demeaning remarks and stud-duck behavior until the famous Thanksgiving dinner where he resolved not to take it any more.
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"T" is twelve-hundred-mile
« Reply #22877 on: April 28, 2014, 02:26:49 pm »
The story describes Jack's twelve-hundred-mile trip this way:

He called Jack's number in Childress, something he had done only once before when Alma divorced him and Jack had misunderstood the reason for the call, had driven twelve hundred miles north for nothing.

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"U" is untidiness
« Reply #22878 on: May 13, 2014, 01:15:25 pm »
The untidiness in Ennis' trailer springs to mind when you read the first paragraph of the story.

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"W" is wrangling
« Reply #22879 on: May 14, 2014, 12:04:44 am »
After wrangling a thousand ewes up the grassy slopes of Brokeback, the boys went through the solemnities of setting up camp.
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