Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 2019944 times)

Offline southendmd

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"H" is Hennie
« Reply #22930 on: November 18, 2014, 06:38:21 pm »
Hennie Proulx hatched the idea for Brokebeak Mountain when she spotted an old gay rooster in an eggnog bar watching the younger cocks playing a game of egg toss.
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"I" is inattentive
« Reply #22931 on: December 03, 2014, 10:45:18 pm »
Cluck blamed Hennis for being inattentive to his needs and flew down to Meggsico more than once in search of game cocks.
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"L" is loophole
« Reply #22932 on: December 07, 2014, 04:02:22 pm »
Cluck tried desperately to find a loophole in Hennis' refusal of them sharing a perch and their own little hen-and-egg operation.

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"M" is Meggsico
« Reply #22933 on: December 07, 2014, 04:31:13 pm »
Cluck blamed Hennis for being inattentive to his needs and flew down to Meggsico more than once in search of game cocks.

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"N" is nesters
« Reply #22934 on: December 28, 2014, 02:02:18 pm »
Hennis's parents never got to be empty nesters, seeing as they flew the coop themselves before their chicks could.
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"O" is owls
« Reply #22935 on: December 28, 2014, 06:45:14 pm »
Aguierre made it clear that he expected Cluck and Hennis to protect his chickens from preying owls.

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"P" is pigeon-toed
« Reply #22936 on: December 29, 2014, 11:43:08 am »
When Cluck flew into town, Hennis crowed a hearty "Cluck Flocking Twist" and pigeon-toed his way down the stairs to mash beaks, pressing breast and thigh and drumstick together, treading on each other's talons until they pulled apart to breathe and Hennis, not big on endearments, said what he said to his chicks, "little fledglin'".

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"R" is roosters
« Reply #22937 on: January 03, 2015, 09:09:42 pm »
Hennis laid it on the line to Cluck:  "Two roosters livin together?  No.  All I can see is we get together once in awhile way the hell out back of the henhouse."

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"S" is stork
« Reply #22938 on: January 06, 2015, 12:44:31 pm »
Hennis put his wings around Cluck from behind and gently chuckled in his ear: "Come on now, you're sleeping on your talons like a stork. My mama used to cluck that to me when I was a chicken."

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"T" is talons
« Reply #22939 on: January 06, 2015, 01:23:11 pm »
When Cluck flew into town, Hennis crowed a hearty "Cluck Flocking Twist" and pigeon-toed his way down the stairs to mash beaks, pressing breast and thigh and drumstick together, treading on each other's talons until they pulled apart to breathe and Hennis, not big on endearments, said what he said to his chicks, "little fledglin'".

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