Messages From The Heartland

[David In Indy]

Now I have to go check out The Dress. Perhaps we can use it on The Performance Thread. Maybe Laura Bush will have to appear with the High Priestess and the Empress of Everything.   Hmmm (puts on thinking cap)

Did you have a look at the ugly dress Leslie?

Isn't it awful? 

No wonder Laura Bush was in such a hurry to get out of it. She probably didn't want to put it on in the first place.

[coffeecat33]

um... I actually don't think it's that bad . . . for a $8,500 dress.

[David In Indy]

um... I actually don't think it's that bad . . . for a $8,500 dress.

The $8,500 makes it even worse!

I wouldn't pay 50 cents for that dress at the Goodwill store. 

It looks like a Christmas catastrophe to me.

[injest]

SURE you wouldn't....you just upset because you were planning on wearing it to the office Christmas party!!

[coffeecat33]

SURE you wouldn't....you just upset because you were planning on wearing it to the office Christmas party!!

Jess.... LOL ! 

[David In Indy]

SURE you wouldn't....you just upset because you were planning on wearing it to the office Christmas party!!

Hey Jess! I'll put that dress on, and I'll even model it for you.... IF you let me into the +5000 posts club!

But I wouldn't wear the dress to the office Christmas party... I always go to that party in the buff.

[Lynne]

Just sayin' hey, David!  We need to catch up!
-Lynne

[wulfar360]

Hey Jess! I'll put that dress on, and I'll even model it for you.... IF you let me into the +5000 posts club!

But I wouldn't wear the dress to the office Christmas party... I always go to that party in the buff.

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can  i come to your christmas  office party!??! pppplllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[David In Indy]

Just sayin' hey, David!  We need to catch up!
-Lynne

Hey Lynne! Yeah, I'll be shooting a pm off to you within the next couple of days! 

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can  i come to your christmas  office party!??! pppplllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shh! Wulfie, don't tell anyone this, but I don't really go to that party in the buff. I was just trying to get out of wearing that awful dress. 

[injest]

Hey Jess! I'll put that dress on, and I'll even model it for you.... IF you let me into the +5000 posts club!

But I wouldn't wear the dress to the office Christmas party... I always go to that party in the buff.

well we HAD an opening for a cleaning person but someone already hired one....