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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3050 on: October 20, 2008, 09:00:17 am »
Hey David!

I can attest that Rich and Truman treat us Yankees very well.  Right, Chuck?


Hell yeah! 

All my big bros treat me right!  ;D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3051 on: October 21, 2008, 11:37:38 pm »
Well, I just now got my first static shock of the season.

 >:(  >:(

I got the shit shocked out of me when I turned on the light from the wall switch and I touched one of the little metal screws. It made a loud snapping sound and I could even see a spark! :laugh:

It hurt too!

 >:( >:(
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3052 on: October 22, 2008, 12:53:34 am »
Well, I just now got my first static shock of the season.

 >:(  >:(

I got the shit shocked out of me when I turned on the light from the wall switch and I touched one of the little metal screws. It made a loud snapping sound and I could even see a spark! :laugh:

It hurt too!

 >:( >:(

ouch!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3053 on: October 22, 2008, 04:39:04 am »
ouch!

It scared me more than it hurt me.... but it hurt too! >:(

I can't believe winter is coming. I'm not ready for it. The Farmer's Almanac is saying this will be a very long, cold, hard winter. Lots of blizzards and ice even in the deep South. Jess, you better get your show shovel ready. And your rubbers! :laugh:

:P

God, what are we going to do? :(

Build a fire, hunker down and pray for spring I guess.

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3054 on: October 22, 2008, 08:03:08 am »
It scared me more than it hurt me.... but it hurt too! >:(

I can't believe winter is coming. I'm not ready for it. The Farmer's Almanac is saying this will be a very long, cold, hard winter. Lots of blizzards and ice even in the deep South. Jess, you better get your show shovel ready. And your rubbers! :laugh:

:P

God, what are we going to do? :(

Build a fire, hunker down and pray for spring I guess.



*Jess practicing her hunkering*

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3055 on: October 22, 2008, 08:33:23 am »
I can't believe winter is coming. I'm not ready for it. The Farmer's Almanac is saying this will be a very long, cold, hard winter. Lots of blizzards and ice even in the deep South. Jess, you better get your show shovel ready. And your rubbers! :laugh:


*does happy dance!*


We got gyped out of winter last year.  Grrrrrrrrrrr.  One lousy small snowstorm....barley needed a shovel all winter!  Let's see snow!!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3056 on: October 25, 2008, 04:13:32 pm »

*does happy dance!*


We got gyped out of winter last year.  Grrrrrrrrrrr.  One lousy small snowstorm....barley needed a shovel all winter!  Let's see snow!!!!

Any cold and snowy weather that comes here this winter I'll fan your way Chuck! ;)

You can have it. You can have it ALL! Well, except on Christmas Eve. I love snow on Christmas Eve and Christmas day. :)

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3057 on: October 25, 2008, 04:20:02 pm »
I've been playing the waiting game today. I'm supposed to pick up my niece and my new nephew-in-law at the airport. They are returning home from a cruise in the Bahamas. They are flying out of Jacksonville, Florida and then connecting in Atlanta for their flight into Indianapolis.

They were originally scheduled to land here in Indy at 4:20. Then it was pushed back to 4:45. Now, after checking the airport's website I'm told they won't land until 5:30.

She didn't even write down the correct flight number! She told me it was flight #1572 (Delta) and it's not.... it is #5905! It's obvious she didn't accidently transpose the numbers. Those two numbers are completely different! What in the hell was she thinking? >:(

Rant over. ;)

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3058 on: October 25, 2008, 09:05:10 pm »
Any cold and snowy weather that comes here this winter I'll fan your way Chuck! ;)

You can have it. You can have it ALL! Well, except on Christmas Eve. I love snow on Christmas Eve and Christmas day. :)


I'd appreicate that!  ;D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3059 on: October 25, 2008, 09:12:06 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!