Messages From The Heartland

[injest]

Yeah, that might make you feel better. If I lived closer to you I would bring you something that would clear you up and we could tell ghost stories. Would that help?

it would make ME feel better...come on over!!

(except...can you tell me kitty stories instead? I am scared of ghosts!)

[David In Indy]

Yeah, that might make you feel better. If I lived closer to you I would bring you something that would clear you up and we could tell ghost stories. Would that help?

Yup! That sounds like fun!

it would make ME feel better...come on over!!

(except...can you tell me kitty stories instead? I am scared of ghosts!)

What's a kitty story? Is that the same as a ghost story but with soft kitties instead?

And not as scary?

[David In Indy]

*sniffle*

[injest]

Yup! That sounds like fun!

What's a kitty story? Is that the same as a ghost story but with soft kitties instead?

And not as scary?

yes!

see there was this couple that went out parking one night and fell asleep...little did they know that a litter of kittens had escaped from the shelter! As they slept (compllllleeeettteelllyy unaware)...the tiny fluffy kittens creeped up on their car!!

The tiny kittens climbed up the bumper and eeeddddggggeedd along to the window (that the couple had left OPEN!!) and crawled inside...the couple woke to the sound of SOMETHING in the BACK SEAT!! WHAT WAS IT!!?? in horror they looked back....and there...on the seat....was.....


a



tiny



itty




bitty



kitty




pellet!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[David In Indy]

yes!

see there was this couple that went out parking one night and fell asleep...little did they know that a litter of kittens had escaped from the shelter! As they slept (compllllleeeettteelllyy unaware)...the tiny fluffy kittens creeped up on their car!!

The tiny kittens climbed up the bumper and eeeddddggggeedd along to the window (that the couple had left OPEN!!) and crawled inside...the couple woke to the sound of SOMETHING in the BACK SEAT!! WHAT WAS IT!!?? in horror they looked back....and there...on the seat....was.....


a



tiny



itty




bitty



kitty




pellet!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

He pooped in their car?!!

What did they use to clean it up with? A scarf?

[Kelda]

I hope you;re feeling better today.

[injest]

He pooped in their car?!!

What did they use to clean it up with? A scarf?

I dont' know!

Scary huh??

[jstephens9]

How are you feeling today David? It was just too far for me to come last night to deliver something to clear you up and tell ghost stories  Hmmmmmmm.......kitty ghost stories. Ok, Jess......that was scary.

[injest]

How are you feeling today David? It was just too far for me to come last night to deliver something to clear you up and tell ghost stories  Hmmmmmmm.......kitty ghost stories. Ok, Jess......that was scary.

I KNOW! *shiver*

[David In Indy]

Hey everyone! Thanks for the well wishes. No, I'm not feeling any better. But I'm not feeling any worse either so maybe I've hit the peak and I'll start feeling better tomorrow. All this sneezing and coughing. It's about to drive me nuts, and it's affecting my vision. Everything looks blurry sometimes.

Hey Susie! I haven't seen you around for awhile! How's South Florida these days? We had a little snow up here today, just a dusting. But they said we will be getting more tonight. Wet snow they called it.

Yuck.