He starts a routine about school and asking questions that can't be answered, and then he changes into our language.....here is near where the language comes in.
Part of the "transcription" will have spelling mistakes, because the only way to translate the humor will be to do it phonetically.
Why do they call them "cowboys", cows are girls, bulls are boys, they should be cowgirls and bullboys!
Why do they call a statue a bust when it ends just before the part it's named after?
Why do they call them "buildings" when they're already done building them? Oughta call them "builts".
Why do they call it a "tv set" when you only get one?
Why do they call a woman's prison a "penial colony"?
Why should I be serious about our language, if it isn't serious enough to make sense?
Let's take the word 'bomb'. B-O-M-B. 'bomb'. Ok then, T-O-M-B, tom? Nooooo..Tooom. Ok T-O-M-B, tooom, C-O-M-B, cooom? Noooooo coam. Ok C-O-M-B, come, P-O-M-B, poem? No, that's P-O-E-M. Ok, P-O-E-M, poem, H-O-E-M, home? No that's H-O-M-E. Ok, H-O-M-E, home, S-O-M-E, soom? No, that "sum". Alrighty then, S-O-M-E "sum", N-O-M-E "numb?" No that's N-U-M-B!!!!