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Author Topic: Messages From The Heartland  (Read 2149586 times)

injest

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3720 on: February 04, 2009, 07:48:14 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 04, 2009, 10:47:46 am

thanks, but no.


and no Jess, no experince.  ;D

oh puuleezzee...like any of us believe you are an innocent.... ::) ::)
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3721 on: February 05, 2009, 02:29:58 am »
What would be the big deal about being naked in the snow? I don't understand.
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3722 on: February 05, 2009, 07:59:49 am »
Quote from: injest on February 04, 2009, 07:48:14 pm
oh puuleezzee...like any of us believe you are an innocent.... ::) ::)

I am innocent!  I am!!!!

*shines halo*
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3723 on: February 05, 2009, 08:00:39 am »
Quote from: jstephens9 on February 05, 2009, 02:29:58 am
What would be the big deal about being naked in the snow? I don't understand.

three words for you.

freezing cold

&

shrinkage

 :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

injest

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3724 on: February 05, 2009, 08:39:51 am »
Quote from: jstephens9 on February 05, 2009, 02:29:58 am
What would be the big deal about being naked in the snow? I don't understand.

Seinfeld

shrinkage

one time when it was cold out, I had a friend helping me feed, we were feeding the stud and she said, "Oh my god, ya'll had him GELDED??!"

I said no, he is just cold...his testicles had drawn up so much he looked like he didn't have any at all.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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injest

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3725 on: February 05, 2009, 08:41:36 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 05, 2009, 07:59:49 am
I am innocent!  I am!!!!

*shines halo*

I swear!! If you dont' leave my halo alone!!

 >:( >:(


jeez, I can't take it off around here without CD taking off with it to try to fool men into thinking it's HIS!!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3726 on: February 05, 2009, 04:29:59 pm »
Quote from: injest on February 05, 2009, 08:41:36 am
I swear!! If you dont' leave my halo alone!!

 >:( >:(


jeez, I can't take it off around here without CD taking off with it to try to fool men into thinking it's HIS!!


I could never fool anyone with your halo.


it's too busted up.   :-X
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3727 on: February 05, 2009, 05:54:35 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 05, 2009, 04:29:59 pm

I could never fool anyone with your halo.


it's too busted up.   :-X


They took away Jess's halo when she joined a despicable gambling website and started playing that wicked card game called "poker". She lost her halo and inherited a pitchfork! ;)



And if she doesn't quit she'll soon grow a long pointy tail and a pair of horns!



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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3728 on: February 05, 2009, 06:00:25 pm »
Quote from: jstephens9 on February 05, 2009, 02:29:58 am
What would be the big deal about being naked in the snow? I don't understand.

There's a group here in town that jump into icy lakes during the winter and go swimming! :o

They call themselves "The Penguin Club" and most of them are men (in fact I think all of them are) and they range in age from about 18 to as old as the upper 70s! They sometimes appear on the news and it makes me shiver just watching them jump in that cold water! There is NO WAY I would ever do it. :P

 
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3729 on: February 05, 2009, 06:49:42 pm »
Quote from: DavidinIndy on February 05, 2009, 05:54:35 pm
They took away Jess's halo when she joined a despicable gambling website and started playing that wicked card game called "poker". She lost her halo and inherited a pitchfork! ;)



And if she doesn't quit she'll soon grow a long pointy tail and a pair of horns!

see Jess?  Even David knows the truth!  ;D
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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